Exposing The World’s WORST BABYSITTER! Minecraft Servers

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	2194	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6774	Crops Grown:	1116
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4866
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	1996
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Farms Harvested:	138	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.