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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6947 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)