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  • Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

    Putin’s Pixelated Warzone
    join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

    we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

    our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

    so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

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  • SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

    SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!

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  • ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

    ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest
    so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!

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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

    if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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  • BlockyBrexitTrading

    BlockyBrexitTrading
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

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  • Putin’s Resource Restriction Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Resource Restriction Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got Putin on board, talking about uranium, titanium, and nickel. like, who even talks about that in Minecraft, right? but like, Putin is all about it. he’s like, “yo, we gotta consider restricting these exports, man.” and we’re like, “yeah, sure, Putin, whatever you say.” so come join us on this wild ride of restricting resources and building epic structures. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust us.

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  • CargoCraft Minecraft Server

    CargoCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is lit AF, like Ukraine doubling seaport cargo turnover in August level lit. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a pirate. So he joined this server and BAM, he became the captain of a ship full of diamonds and emeralds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the moonwalk. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • TaiwanCraftUS: Surpassing China’s Record!

    TaiwanCraftUS: Surpassing China’s Record!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan exports to US surpass mainland china record to hit monthly high every day!! you’ll be mining and crafting your way to riches faster than you can say “creeper!” our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. let’s goooooo!

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  • PetrolPumpParty

    PetrolPumpParty
    OMG u guys, dis server is lit AF, like hotter than India’s petroleum exports to Europe, which have risen by a whopping 253788% since 2018 (no typo, I swear)! Join us for some crazy adventures and build epic structures that will make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond armor raining from the sky, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

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