Exports Minecraft Servers

Exports

  • EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

    EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

    but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

    so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeaPods & SquidBits Minecraft Server

    PeaPods & SquidBits Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and china have signed a deal to import PEAS and WILD AQUATIC PRODUCTS! yes, u heard that right, u can now trade peas and fish in minecraft!!! who knew these two countries had such a strong bond over virtual goods??? come join us for the most bizarre and hilarious trading experience ever! plus, rumor has it that if u catch a rare fish, u might just unlock a secret portal to a hidden underwater city where mermaids trade seashells for diamonds! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life, join now! πŸŸπŸŒŸπŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

    imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re in mexico. but not like, regular mexico. it’s like, a minecraft version of mexico. and the president is there, and he’s like “hey, we gotta find new trade partners cuz the US is being a total buzzkill with their tariffs, man.”

    so you gotta help mexico find new trade partners by like, building crazy cool structures and trading with other players. but watch out, cuz there’s like, zombie tariffs or something that try to stop you. it’s wild, man.

    join this server for a totally rad time and help mexico out of this trade pickle, bro. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FarmWars Minecraft Server

    FarmWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz like, we got pigs that can do backflips and chickens that lay diamond eggs. not even kidding, bro.

    plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta fight off evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. like, they’re wearing little llama armor and everything, it’s wild.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got one of those too. you gotta find the secret entrance behind the waterfall and then you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    so yeah, come join our server, it’s gonna be lit. and remember, llamas are the real enemy, not Trump or China or whatever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

    plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

    oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

    so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OilOCanadaShipstoChina

    OilOCanadaShipstoChina

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP torrentsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/torrent
    Versions Java & Bedrock | All major versions!

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival:

    – An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience
    – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    – Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!
    – Fully integrated economy system with player shops
    – Custom armor and tools
    – Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

    SkyFactions (Launches June):

    – Skyblock; with some twists
    – The ability to raid other islands!
    – Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    – Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

    Lifesteal:

    – Quests & jobs
    – Epic PvP with teams/clans
    – Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    – King of the Hill
    – Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    – Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!
    – Duels & Arenas
    – Custom fishing system
    – Griefing and stealing allowed!

    Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP