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PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	3567	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	499
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	3984	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4777	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3779
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8022	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Emeralds Found:	8722
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

Chat, Community, Discord, free, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, ONLINE, Plot, Private, RPG, Server, Telegram, TrueVan, vk, welcome

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Star Shards Collected:	155	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	7927

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

advice, Anon, anonymous advice, Best advice, communication skills, compassion, constructive criticism, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship advice, giver, growth mindset., helpful tips, listening skills, personal advice, positive feedback, problem solving, relationship advice, self improvement, smp, supportive guidance, Understanding, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4028
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!