Exporting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Potions Brewed:	88	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8400	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

NonchalantNukes Minecraft SMP

carelessness, cavalier attitude, Dangerous, dangerous activities, disregard for danger, hazardous activities, hazardous behavior, ignorance, indifference, lack of caution, lack of concern, Minecraft, negligent behavior, nonchalance, NonchalantNukes, perilous behavior, perilous situations, recklessness, risky actions, risky behavior, Safety, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we treat creepers like cuddly pets and lava like a hot tub! We’ve got a thriving community of players who have built their bases in the Nether because they think the overworld is too boring. Plus, our diamond economy is so inflated that we use emeralds as currency instead. So come join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to ride a pig off a cliff (don’t worry, they have parachutes)!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

agonizing treatment, Ailment, Chronic pain, debilitating condition, debilitating disease, Disease, Edition, excruciating pain, excruciating symptoms, excruciating virus, intense discomfort, medical trauma, Ouch, PainCraft, painful procedure, severe illness, severe infection, traumatic experience, traumatic medical procedure, unbearable agony, unbearable suffering, Virus

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimension Hops:	7
Mines Excavated:	1200	Players Killed by Monsters:	1296
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

HamasHavocCraft

Assassination, Conflict, diplomatic response, foreign relations, global impact, government response, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, international news, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, potential consequences, regional stability, reprisals, RETALIATION, security concerns, strategic considerations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6981
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

AlienCraft, aliens, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, Mysteries, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying anomalies, unidentified flying crafts, unidentified flying encounters, unidentified flying entities, unidentified flying events, unidentified flying mysteries, unidentified flying objects, unidentified flying sightings, unidentified flying spacecraft, unidentified flying vehicles, unidentified objects, unidentified phenomena, unknowns

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	5650
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO swoops down and abducts you! But don’t worry, they just wanna show you their sick base on Mars. And guess what? You can build your own base there too!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.

HEARTS SMP 1.21: Where love and violence go hand in hand

24/7, active community, chance, Community, Discord, Fast, Gear, gear up, Hand, Hearts, Latest Version, LifeSteal, love, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, violence, world reset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Hearts SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
Latest Version	Always updated to the latest version of Minecraft
24/7 Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
PVP Enabled	Engage in player versus player combat
Active Community	Join a thriving community of players on Hearts SMP
World Reset	Fresh world to explore and gear up quickly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Hearts SMP server?

To join Hearts SMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided by the server administrators.

2. Is there a Discord server for Hearts SMP?

Yes, Hearts SMP has an active Discord community. You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/KGypDm8epA

3. Can I engage in PVP combat on Hearts SMP?

Yes, PVP is enabled on Hearts SMP, allowing players to engage in combat with each other.

4. How often does the world on Hearts SMP reset?

The world on Hearts SMP is reset periodically to provide players with a fresh experience and the opportunity to gear up quickly.

PyonCraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, A Day w/ Kiki, Aggie, AI LoRA, ALARM, ambient album, Animals, animations, Archive, art, asmr collection, Aussie chuuba, autistic, Champy Creations, Champy Creative Corner, channel, Comfy Morning, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, Dragon deez nuts edition, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kiki’s World Tour, Kikikore, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, MV, Noises Sound Effects Library, Notifications, PonyXL, pyon, PyonCraft, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, SDXL, Server, SMB rom hack, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, timestamp tagger, Uoh, VOD search, vrg, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dragon Eggs Found:	3392
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

blissful, bros, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, Euphoric, exuberant, Happiness, Happy, HappyBroCraft, jovial, Joyful, jubilant, Merry, Minecraft, overjoyed., Positive, radiant, smp, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, deep connection, emotional bond, Forever Love, future together, lasting love, lifelong commitment, long term, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage readiness, MarryCraft, Partnership, relationships, smp, soulmate, test, true love, Trust, wedding bells

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.

But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

Alluring, aura, beguiling, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Engaging, Enigmatic, Fascinating, First Meeting, Impression, Impressions.., Intriguing, mesmerizing, Mysterious, newbie, Personality, PRESENCE, spellbinding, StunCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	265518
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!