Export MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

low attraction, fembots, Cheap, human touch, export

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

Italian children, undocumented history, Vatican, catholic church, new book

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Technology, defense cooperation, aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

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ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

global trade, market, Trade, GERMLAND, ElecCraft

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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CraftyCreeperConflict

arms trade, russia, Politics, weapons, sanctions

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

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LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Industry, Import, ENERGY, Server, Transport

come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!

our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!

join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!

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TaiwanCraftUS: Surpassing China’s Record!

RECORD, Import, surpass, Business, export

come join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan exports to US surpass mainland china record to hit monthly high every day!! you’ll be mining and crafting your way to riches faster than you can say “creeper!” our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. let’s goooooo!

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CraftyCarCraze Minecraft Server

economic downturn, luxury vehicles, CraftyCarCraze, global competition., BMW

So, like, imagine a world where Germany’s car brands are, like, actually Minecraft blocks. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, you can drive around in a Porsche while mining for diamonds. And get this – the economy is struggling because all the cars are made out of gold blocks instead of iron! Join now and help save Germany from bankruptcy by building the biggest, baddest car dealership in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Autobahn hidden deep underground, you’ll unlock unlimited speed boosts for your car. Vroom vroom, baby!

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TradeCraft2030

Investment, TradeCraft2030, international relations, Market expansion, India

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can trade with india and russia IN DA GAME!!! we gonna boost ur virtual trade by 50% by 2030 cuz why not??! imagine all da diamonds and emeralds u can get from these countries, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, u might even get a chance to ride a virtual elephant or dance like a russian bear while playing. so what u waiting for?? join now and let’s make dat virtual money together, yeehaw!!! 🐘🐻💎💰

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LNGcraft: Russian Floating Fortress

construction, production, Russian, SECURITY, export

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating LNG facility under military protection just like russia!!! why would you want to join? well, because we have GIANT floating gas tanks that you can explore and mine for resources!! but watch out for the military protection, they might shoot you if you get too close LOL.

join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.

so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥

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