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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trade tariffs than trump himself! build your own wall to keep out pesky mobs and make minecraft great again! trade with other players for rare items and resources, but watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your diamonds! join now and make minecraft trade great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

    MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server!

    We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!

    Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!

    Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!

    Join now and make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

    FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.

    plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuckTrading

    CraftyCanuckTrading

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft EU-Alum

    MapleCraft EU-Alum

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

    join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

    plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

    so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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