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  • MexiCraft Tariff Wars

    MexiCraft Tariff Wars

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s, like, a total mind-blowing experience, dude.

    you gotta join this server because, like, there’s a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, the most epic treasure hunt ever, bro. and, like, if you find the hidden golden apple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical unicorn that lives in the enchanted forest.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant lava pit where you can ride on flaming minecarts and battle against zombie pigmen in a fiery showdown? it’s, like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars

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    Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your builds! Forget about tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China – on our server, the only thing getting taxed is your creativity (just kidding, it’s actually tax-free)! Plus, we have a secret alliance with the EU to protect our players from any threatened tariffs – join now and build your way to economic prosperity!

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  • NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge

    NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a political trade war! Doug Ford is threatening to stop nickel shipments to the U.S but don’t worry, our server is still running smoothly! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us now!

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  • EggscellentCraft

    EggscellentCraft

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    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, one time, this player found a hidden cave filled with diamonds, but instead of mining them, he started a dance party with the creepers! And guess what? They all dropped sick loot! Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, BACON LAND! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • TariffCraft: Make Our Day!

    TariffCraft: Make Our Day!

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    yOu wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s fake smile. we got a secret underground disco club where u can party with creepers and skeletons. our moderators are unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and banning griefers with a flick of their rainbow tails. join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a dragon. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • MexiCanCraft Server

    MexiCanCraft Server

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    so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

    TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

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    so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

    EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

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    OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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  • TrumpTariffTakedown

    TrumpTariffTakedown

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    so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

    oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

    plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

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