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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh! -
CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this canadian minister dude who’s all about expanding trade and stuff between canada and australia. but get this, he’s doing it all in minecraft! like, he’s building virtual trade routes and stuff, it’s wild.you gotta join this server, man. not only will you be helping out the canadian minister with his trade missions, but you’ll also get to mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure.
so come on, join the fun and help make canada and australia besties in the minecraft world!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “imposing tariffs on australia”? well, that’s just a cover-up for the real reason – he’s tryna distract everyone from the fact that he’s secretly building a minecraft server in the white house basement! yep, you heard it here first folks. and let me tell ya, this server is lit af. we’ve got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode glitter instead of blowing up your stuff, and a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. so come join us on this epic adventure, cuz who needs politics when you can be building giant statues of meme characters instead? #minecraftforpresident -
CraftyTrumpMC Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “lower tariffs on US products” and india be all like “nah bro, not happenin”? well, u know what IS happenin? this EPIC minecraft server, where u can build ur own world and not worry bout tariffs or politics or any of that boring stuff. join us and escape the drama, build a castle or a rollercoaster or whatever u want, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server, so u gotta join to help us stop them! come join the fun and chaos, u won’t regret it! -
TariffCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right, GOLD AND DIAMONDS! And get this, the mobs are all wearing tiny top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.But wait, there’s more! The server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, he emerged unscathed and with a crown made of emeralds on his head. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too will be blessed with pig-riding skills and lava-defying powers.
Oh, and did I mention that the chat is filled with talking animals who give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the Macarena while building a castle? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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FarmersUnite Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier battles than china vs trump tariffs ð we got farmers fighting back with their crops and animals, it’s a real showdown! join now to see who will come out on top ð plus, our server has the best loot and treasures to find, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, only on our server! ðĪŠ #minecraftmadness #farmersvslevees #jointhefun ð·ððĨ -
MapleCraft Server: No Tariffs Allowed!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. u gotta join cuz once u do, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and emeralds at spawn. but be careful, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss guarding it. u gotta defeat the chicken boss to claim the treasure as your own.
also, did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in binary code? yeah, they will guide u on epic quests and help u build the most epic base ever seen in minecraft history.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.
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Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!
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CraftyTrudeau’s Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts