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  • ShijaiyahCraft: Where Explosions are Just Part of the Fun

    ShijaiyahCraft: Where Explosions are Just Part of the Fun

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    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we recruit hundreds of new terrorists, just like hamas in gaza city! we have epic battles in the shijaiyah neighborhood, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, because why play it safe when you can go all out crazy on our server? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Zapped Creeper SMP: Where Explosions Are The Least of Your Worries!

    Zapped Creeper SMP: Where Explosions Are The Least of Your Worries!

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    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    ⛏️ A lite RPG experience with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
    ⚒️ Quality of Life enhancements like Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
    ⚔️ Voting system for rewards, including Voting Crate Key & Pinata rewards
    🛠️ Player-run economy with customizable selling options
    💎 Cross-platform play with different Minecraft versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    🪵 Custom Help menu for 24/7 assistance

    Links:

    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

    Bedrock Port: 25566

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server whitelisted?No, the server is open to all players.
    How can I join the server?You can use the Java IP or Bedrock Port provided to connect to the server.
    Are there rules on the server?Yes, please refer to the server’s guidelines and rules provided in-game or on their website.
    Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?Yes, the server supports cross-platform play via ViaVersion and Geyser.
    How can I earn rewards on the server?You can earn rewards by participating in voting, quests, and engaging with the community events.

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  • BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

    BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

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    hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

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  • DroneCraft: Lukoil Boom Village

    DroneCraft: Lukoil Boom Village

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    Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where DRONES ATTACK Russian refineries every night! EXPLOSIONS ring out at Lukoil oil depot and Afip refinery! Tambov region oil depot is ON FIRE!

    Join us for the most INTENSE and CRAZY Minecraft experience ever! Build your own refinery and defend it from DRONES! Will you survive the chaos or go up in flames like the Tambov region oil depot?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the mayhem!

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  • Termina Towny Wartime: Like Mean Girls but with blocks, swords, and explosions

    Termina Towny Wartime: Like Mean Girls but with blocks, swords, and explosions

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    TerminaMC.com Overview

    IP AddressTerminaMC.com
    Discorddiscord.gg/Termina
    Bedrock19132
    Java25565

    mcMMO – Towny – Raiding & WARTIME! – Voice Chat – Discord Live Chat – so much more!


    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What play styles are supported on this server?

    All survival play styles are supported, including PvP action and passive SMP gameplay.

    2. Can I declare war on other towns?

    Yes, if you own a town, you can declare war on your enemies and raid their loot. Buildings and blocks regenerate to prevent loss of progress.

    3. How does Towny work on this server?

    With Towny, you can claim your part of the wilderness and build your kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top.

    4. Is this server pay-to-win?

    No, the server does not support pay-to-win. Players can rank up and unlock perks by playing and enjoying the server.

    5. What is the community like on this server?

    The server has a growing, tightly-knit community focused on creating the ultimate SMP experience where towns clash during Wartime.

    6. How can I learn more about the server?

    Join the Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to ask the community directly.

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  • [GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

    [GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

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    Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

    We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

    If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

    94.130.132.233

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  • HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

    HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

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    lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Granny’s SMP: Come for the tea parties, stay for the creeper explosions! 16+ | Discord

    Granny’s SMP: Come for the tea parties, stay for the creeper explosions! 16+ | Discord

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Version1.20.1
    CommunityClose community
    WorldLong term world
    Server TypeProper SMP (Hermitcraft-like)
    FeaturesShopping district + Minigame district
    ModsForge server, light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

    I own a Hermitcraft like server with about 9 people consistently playing, but we are looking for more players. If you are interested you can join the server. We are a server built around community and trust that makes builds and works together. Looking for members to be 16+, but if you’re mature enough I can make some exceptions. Looking to reach 15-20 active players. Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?You can join the server by joining our Discord server and getting the necessary information to connect.
    Are there any age restrictions?We prefer members to be 16+, but exceptions can be made for mature players.
    What mods are included in the server?We have light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
    How many active players are you looking for?We are looking to reach 15-20 active players to join our community.

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  • Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions! 1.20.X edition.

    Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions! 1.20.X edition.

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Enhanced vanilla mechanism (sethome, tpa)
    A levelling system to unlock new perks/commands
    A fishing system that adds a ton of new fish to the game (no custom resource pack required)
    A personal harvester hoe with autoreplant, autosell etc
    A server shop to sell items to, players are able to make chest shops
    All mobs drop their heads, collect them all!

    If you’re interested in joining, you can send in your application via our Discord server: discord.gg/fabulous

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can send in your application via our Discord server. Click on the link provided above to join the Discord server.

    Can Java and Bedrock users play on the server?

    Yes, the server welcomes both Java and Bedrock users.

    What are some unique features of the server?

    Some unique features include an enhanced vanilla mechanism, a levelling system, a fishing system with new fish, a personal harvester hoe, a server shop, and all mobs dropping their heads.

    Are there any restrictions on what players can do on the server?

    We try to limit the number of features on the server to keep it simple and enjoyable for all players.

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  • Varendonk: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the creeper explosions!

    Varendonk: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the creeper explosions!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    LocationEurope, Netherlands
    LanguageDutch preferred, English spoken
    Server IP135.125.52.198:25610

    FAQ

    Q: What type of server is it?

    A: Our server is a vanilla survival server based in Europe.

    Q: What is the preferred language on the server?

    A: We prefer Dutch speaking players, but English is also spoken.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE

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  • Crafting the Midlife SMP

    Crafting the Midlife SMP

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    Yo, fellow blocky enthusiasts! Are you ready to throw your life into an absolute pixelated maelstrom of chaotic joy? Welcome to the maddest Minecraft SMP this side of the Overworld! I’m talking cows that moo like they owe you money and zombies that drop literal golden swords if you give ‘em a slice of pizza (it’s got to be virtual pepperoni, tho, or else they’ll get confused and attack)!

    Listen, I promise, if you join us, you’ll unlock the secret to the universe. Like, you think your 20s are wild? Pfft, try mining diamonds while a horde of broccoli-flavored creepers attempts to steal your snacks! And oh boy, the last dude that tried to ignore broccoli creepers? He got turned into pixelated toast and now he’s in a permanent dance battle with Minecraft Steve, who apparently stole his sandwich.

    But it doesn’t stop there! You’ll uncover the legendary Llama of Destiny that will grant you outrageous powers, like the ability to smell your neighbor’s farm from 50 blocks away. Why? Cuz nothing says “fit for adulthood” like knowing when your pals are growing potatoes, duh.

    Did I mention we have a pet chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, he’s the undisputed champion of the Ender Pearl toss and once got into a fistfight with a ghast. Spoiler alert: No one knows what happened. Some think he’s a ghost now, others think he’s just really good at hide and seek. Join us to find out!

    And let’s take a moment to talk about the extreme building competitions. Think you can build a house made of slime blocks and emotional turmoil? Good luck! The last guy tried to build one shaped like a pineapple; he ended up in a water trap made by 12 angry phantoms. Legend has it, he’s currently conducting research on the optimal squawk volume for his next mega-project.

    Seriously tho, we’ve got everything you ever wanted – water that heals your regrets, mines that literally sing, and an underground village of friendly endermen who trade literally useless items like “hope” and “unfulfilled dreams.” Wanna know a secret? If you exchange 10 stacks of dirt blocks, you might score a “get out of adulthood free” card (but no guarantees! Might just be junk).

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape reality, senselessly farm, and fight mythical creatures with the emotional intelligence of a potato, then this is your ultimate pixelated paradise! Come, join, and probably get rickrolled by a skeleton with a top hat while attempting to catch snowflakes with a spatula. Don’t be a noob; be the hero we didn’t ask for, but desperately need!

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  • BlockSporting Hearts

    BlockSporting Hearts

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    🌟 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server in the Multiverse! 🌟

    Do you ever feel like the blocky world of Minecraft is missing a little… spice? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because this server is about to take you on the most absurd journey since Steve tried to swim in lava!

    🏆 Why Join Us? Let Me Hit You With Some Legendary Tales!

    1. Epic Romantic Rivalries: Ever wondered what it’s like to date an athlete? On this server, you can find out firsthand! Experience dramatic love triangles as villagers throw enchanted roses at you while competing for your affection. Hold competitions where your crafting skills decide whether you get to date the Iron Golem or the Super Fast Slime!

    2. Zombies with Six-Pack Abs: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, our server features zombies who were National League Gymnastic Champions in their past lives. Join the "Zombies of Fitness" class and unlock the secrets of the super-intense Zombified Pilates workout— ZOMBA!

    3. Athlete-Spawned Biomes: Fancy a biome where the trees grow like towering athletes? Join our “ Gymnasium Woods," where every log is a dumbbell. And if you chop one down, it grants you +10 strength! But beware of the buff squirrels— they sneak up behind you for surprise workouts!

    4. Speedruns with Soccer Moms: Join forces with our speed-running community, led by an army of soccer moms who can outrun Endermen while sipping organic kale smoothies. Get your running shoes laced, because they will A-MA-ZINGLY keep you on your toes, challenging you to collect cookies while dodging creepers!

    5. Skyblock: On Steroids: Experience our Skyblock where you can challenge your friends to a no-holds-barred weightlifting competition while trying to survive BY BUILDING THE COOLEST MOVIE THEATER IN THE SKY! (Spoiler alert: it’s built out of obsidian because nothing says “athlete lifestyle” like pain resistance).

    6. Battle Royale in the Nether: The ultimate gun show! Compete for the ultimate title of “Netherweight Champion” in our PvP torture chambers filled with delicate lava puzzles that athletes must dodge while engaging in full-contact combat! Winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and… a hug from a ghast!

    7. Craft Your Own Sports Gear: Need a helmet to defend against those flying eggs from chickens who could have been Olympians? Craft your own customized gear using rare resources from our "Olympic Mines"!

    👉 So what are you waiting for? Join us as we embark on this hilariously epic adventure, where athlete exes and blocky magic collide into a crafting bonanza of dreams, sweaty pixels, and limitless laughter!

    🚀 Your blocky fantasies await! 🚀

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  • Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

    Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

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    The Great Maple Discord of Trump-tastrophe: A Minecraft Server Through the Fog of Conspiracy

    Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where pixelated trees twirl in the winds of rebellion, and blocks whisper the secrets of a jigsawed reality! Have you ever felt like the world was flipped upside down? Well, buckle up, because here, democracy is just a rare spawn, and the laws of physics… well, they’re more like suggestions.

    Introduction: The Shift Happens

    In an unprecedented collision of absurdity and blocky terror, an orange titan has strayed into the land of beavers and syrup! That’s right: Trump, the Glorious Gobbler of Canadian Politics, is here and reshaping the fabric of our pixelated universe. What does this mean for your world? Who knows! But one thing is clear—this server transforms chaos into cubic art.

    “Politics? Who needs it? Minecraft is where the REAL decisions are made… using lava and disgruntled villagers.”

    Features / Mechanics: The Blocky Revolt

    • Maple Syrup Economy: Forget emeralds; it’s all about trading gooey syrup for survival. Is this a metaphor? Maybe. Do you care? Absolutely not.
    • The Wall of Poutine: A massive, edible monument that could (or could not) be a metaphor for an impenetrable defense against the zombie hordes of bad decisions.
    • The Tower of Inverted Logic: A twisting climb where up is down, and grass blocks are sentient. They watch you while you build. Quietly.
    • Conspiratorial Crafting: Combine mysterious ingredients to summon random conspiracies—like a Cthulhu-like figure emerging from a minecart full of Canadian geese.

    Player Testimonials: Incoherent Narratives

    “I joined for the building; I stayed as a squirrel whispered about how maple leaves control our thoughts!” — ConfusedBuilder89

    “Game crashed, had a vision about a potato uprising—am I in a Minecraft server or a modern art exhibit?” — PuzzledPlayer23

    Frequently Asked Absurdities

    Q: Is this server affiliated with any political parties? A: Only if you can craft them from redstone and hope for the best.

    Q: Will Trump join us for a game of Survival Mode? A: If you can summon him with a golden apple, absolutely! Otherwise, he’s probably busy building a wall around his pumpkin patch.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rule #1: Embrace the chaos. Rule #2: If you find a rulebook, it’s likely a trap.

    The Whispering Cauldron of Warnings: Do You Dare?

    Legend speaks of a “Golden Beacon of Truth.” Survive the endurance trials, and you might just uncover the secrets of convergence that lie between this world and the next. But beware—12 countries have banned our collective madness, and many have whispered that to join is to join a cult of blockish enlightenment.

    Controversies Unraveled

    • “Was Toronto really a giant experiment in pixel rendering? Join us for a midnight debate under the bioluminescent trees to find out!”
    • “They say this server runs on the dreams of left-handed players. Are you left-handed? You may be our savior!”

    Secret Features… or Are They?

    Hear that? The echoing snicker of the creepers hints at hidden layers to explore. Whenever you enter the Nether, you may just find a portal that leads to a realm where reality is an illusion, and socks are grand politicians!

    Your Call to Chaos: Join Us

    To join is to invite pandemonium into your Minecraft life. Will you brave the digital realms to meet the Great Maple? Gather your pickaxe and your courage, and step into a server where every block turns a tune, and every mob hides a story thicker than Canadian winter!

    See you on the other side of sanity!

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  • Bath Bomb Incendiaries

    Bath Bomb Incendiaries

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    hey u! ya u! do u like bath bombs? well guess what, on this server, bath bombs EXPLODE in water! that’s right, u can blow up ur bath tub while relaxing in a nice warm bath! but wait, there’s more! we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that tell jokes, and a secret underground base filled with treasure! join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

    IP: bathbombexplosion.About.minecraft

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  • Home Brewed Teens

    Home Brewed Teens

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    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?

    studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.

    join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉

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  • Waligug Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Waligug Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    Does Waligug Have a Minecraft Server?

    Waligug is a renowned content creator known for their engaging and entertaining gaming videos, particularly focusing on Minecraft. Fans of Waligug are eager to connect with the community through a Minecraft server, but many are unsure if an official server exists.

    Server Information

    As of now, Waligug does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the community is vibrant and many fans are eager to create their own gaming experiences based on Waligug’s content.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    If you’re looking to join a Waligug-inspired server, consider checking out fan-made options. These servers often emulate Waligug’s gameplay style and themes, providing exciting experiences. Search through Minecraft server listing websites, or explore forums where fans discuss their creations.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on Waligug’s potential plans for an official server, keep an eye on their YouTube channel and social media profiles. You can also explore similar gaming servers like:

    • Hypixel (IP: mc.hypixel.net) – A popular server with diverse game modes.
    • Mineplex (IP: us.mineplex.com) – Features a wide range of mini-games and community engagement.

    Stay tuned for any announcements regarding an official Waligug Minecraft server in the future!

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  • ArdynFall SMP

    ArdynFall SMP

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    ArdynFall SMP Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name:ArdynFall SMP
    IP:Not Provided
    Version:1.21.4
    Player Count:Varies
    Features:
    • No server resets
    • Active and evolving world
    • Player-run economy
    • Quality of life plugins
    • Proximity chat support
    • Exciting events

    FAQ

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    ArdynFall SMP offers a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with an active and inclusive community. The server does not have planned resets, ensuring that your builds and progress are permanent. With dedicated staff, 100% uptime, regular backups, and exciting events, ArdynFall SMP provides a stable and engaging environment for all players.

    What Plugins Does the Server Use?

    The server uses quality of life plugins such as afk display, anti enderman grief, fast leaf decay, and more. These plugins are designed to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience without altering the core mechanics of the game.

    How Can I Join?

    To join ArdynFall SMP, you can join their Discord server and apply for membership. The Discord link can be found here: Join ArdynFall SMP Discord

    See you in-game, adventurer!

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  • Ordinary SMP

    Ordinary SMP

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    Server Name:Ordinary SMP
    Server Type:Vanilla, Java 1.21.4, Whitelisted

    Brief Overview:

    Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP! Build, explore, and make new friends with our diverse player base from across the globe. Play on our always up-to-date server with grief protection and participate in server-wide events and projects. See you in game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

    2. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    3. Is the server whitelisted?

    Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    4. What special features does the server offer?

    Features include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    5. Are there server-wide events I can participate in?

    Yes, you can join in on server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

    6. Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

    Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items.

    7. How is griefing prevented on the server?

    Although it’s a vanilla server, grief protection measures are in place to protect your builds from griefers.

    8. What kind of players are you looking for to join the server?

    We’re looking for like-minded individuals who are active, respectful, and enjoy building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.

    9. How can I get support or report an issue on the server?

    You can reach out to the server admins or moderators on Discord for support or to report any issues.

    10. Is there a age requirement to join the server?

    While there is no specific age requirement, we expect all players to be respectful and follow the server rules and guidelines.

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  • Fembots of Ethnic Realms

    Fembots of Ethnic Realms

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    Join Now: The Server That Will Change Your Life – Or End It!

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm where reality twists like a pretzel in a windstorm! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the apex of existence, the zenith of virtual insanity! Join now and lose your mind in the caverns of contradictory chaos! Why? Because the moon told me so, and who are you to argue with celestial bodies?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Every Pixel!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted Gravity ModeBlocks fall up, players float down. Up is the new down. Trust me.
    Creepers That HugThese explosive darlings give the warmest embraces. Personal space? What’s that?
    Endless Nether DimensionNavigate through an infinite loop of lava lakes while questioning if you’re dreaming!
    Talking TreesThey have the BEST gossip about your life choices. Spoiler: They don’t approve.
    Time Travel BlocksEvery time you step on one, you’re instantly in a different timeline where you NEVER played Minecraft!

    Frequently Askeed Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires a blood pact with the spirit of the last player who left. Or just click the link. No one really knows.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks in a washing machine: they don’t exist, and you’ll probably cry when you realize.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Depends on your definition of “family.” My grandma thinks Minecraft is a cult now.

    Random Out-of-Context Quotes

    • “If you are a fembot, would you date someone that’s ethnically indian?”
    • “Embrace the chaos, for it is the only constant in this twisted game!”
    • “The diamonds are lies, but the creepers are hugs.”

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  • Too Many Crafters ~Server~

    Too Many Crafters ~Server~

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    Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!

    Why are you here? Seriously, go away!

    If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!

    Server Features (Or Not)

    Feature NameDescription
    Gravity-Defying BedsSleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia.
    Enderman Ballet TroupeWatch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material!
    Golden Potato FarmingGrow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny.
    Friendly CreepersCuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.*
    Random Weather AnomaliesIt might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread…

    Glitchy Player Testimonials

    “The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”

    “Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”

    “One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”

    “I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”

    Warning—Enter if You Dare

    There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…

    Come if you want chaos, stay if you need therapy!

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