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Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Votes:	1284	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52177
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Farms Harvested:	281
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	1458
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Animals Bred:	177
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	3022
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

XboxExodusCraft: Where we mine diamonds while the devs ditch Xbox!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being left in the dust by those pesky developers on Xbox? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our developers are like the Avengers of the gaming world, always there to save the day and keep the fun going. So why waste your time with those other servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!