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WitchyCraftLandKilifi

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!

PixelatedLifeSwap

Authenticity, Empathy, Experience, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Life, personal growth, perspective, PixelatedLifeSwap, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, self-realization, Understanding, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	7649
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	7606

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna escape the boring reality of your own life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken every time they tried to mine them! Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a castle while clucking around like a poultry!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is upside down. That’s right, you’ll be walking on the ceiling, fighting mobs with your feet, and trying not to fall into the endless sky below. It’s a real trip, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Let’s get blocky, baby!

PoshBritInMinecraftServer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig express to explore the skies above?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	3745
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Do you ever feel like everyone around you is obsessed with something that just doesn’t make sense to you? Like, why do people love watching videos of cats playing piano or eating tacos upside down? Well, if you’re looking for a place where you can embrace your confusion and join a community of like-minded individuals, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a whole town dedicated to celebrating the most bizarre and nonsensical trends out there. Want to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Go for it! Feel like creating a rollercoaster that only goes backwards? No problem! Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and embrace the weirdness of the world around you.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireworks? We’ve got it. How about a pet zombie that can breakdance? We’ve got that too. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at popular trends the same way again. So come on in and let your freak flag fly!

ViralCraft: The Internet Shaker

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5755	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so epic that it made the entire internet stop and stare in awe. People from all corners of the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of endless adventure and hilarious shenanigans.

But what made this server so special, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And do you know what they did? They started a dance party that lasted for hours, with players from all over joining in on the fun.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant spiders with nothing but a carrot, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Yes, you heard that right – the Ender Dragon is a chess master in disguise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most unforgettable gaming community on the internet. Who knows, you might even discover the next viral video sensation that will change the world forever.

NoGuns4AfD

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!