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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
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