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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2176 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!