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Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

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WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

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Crafty Indies MC Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Crafty, ducks, indie streamers, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, Vip, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9151
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

Land, Minecraft, Oshi, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	7960
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1529
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!