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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5235 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Votes: | 4121 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.