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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4156 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.
Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
