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expletives Minecraft Servers

  • F*ck This Minecraft Server

    F*ck This Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 94 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Votes: 835
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 723

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

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  • RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

    RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7548
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 7844
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the admins can’t even answer a simple question without losing their minds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPottyMouth

    PixelPottyMouth
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3340
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Votes: 8685
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting kicked from servers for dropping F-bombs left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let loose with all the creative swear word alternatives your heart desires! From “fudge nuggets” to “flipping flapjacks”, we’ve got you covered.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers while shouting out ridiculous swear word substitutes that will have your fellow players rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try coming up with your own wacky swear word alternatives to share with the rest of the community.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue as you curse up a storm in the most family-friendly way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 570
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ores Mined: 1429
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

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  • PreggoPalsGoneWild

    PreggoPalsGoneWild
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5836
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: a 25-year-old woman, her 26-year-old brother, and 23-year-old sister raised by a single father. But wait, it gets crazier! The ex-best friend, Kylie, drops a bombshell – she’s pregnant with the father’s baby!

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama unfold in Minecraft history. Will there be DNA tests? Will there be a showdown between the siblings and Kylie? The only way to find out is by joining our server now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and jaw-dropping revelations!

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  • CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    CraftyAdviceMC SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7586
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle against giant mutant chickens, and even ride on flying pigs! Our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn, like secret underground lairs filled with treasure or a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

    But that’s not all – we have a community of players who are as wacky as they come. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own band, you’ll never be bored with the antics of our players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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  • Blocky Bankruptcy

    Blocky Bankruptcy
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9992
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!

    Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!

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  • NaziHuntMC Server

    NaziHuntMC Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9816
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3536 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Crops Grown: 9172 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secret list of alleged nazi war criminals hiding in canada! we have polish and ukrainian groups working together to take them down in the virtual world. join us for a chance to hunt down these villains and bring them to justice in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem. who knew minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

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  • CraftyKidsClub

    CraftyKidsClub
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2061
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Villages Defended: 9 Crops Grown: 3323
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Emeralds Found: 6313
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20

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    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in ur pants but for minecraft. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u like a disco ball at a rave.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite armor. but watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb our selfies, he’s a real party pooper.

    and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. we got players who can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and others who can shoot arrows with their eyes closed. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. cuz life’s too short to be a boring old Steve, amirite?

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  • Bee Balm Hydrogel Haven

    Bee Balm Hydrogel Haven
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8334
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 2356
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we protect bumblebees from evil pesticides with our magical hydrogel microparticles! we’ve seen a 30% increase in bumblebee survival rates thanks to our crazy antidote! join us and save the bees while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride full of adventure and environmental activism! let’s save the world one block at a time!

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  • What is the IP for Blarg Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blarg Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7439
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Crops Grown: 5931 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft ServersBlarg is a talented artist and musician known for their unique style of combining electronic beats with classical instrumentation. With a background in both classical music and modern technology, Blarg creates a sound that is both innovative and captivating. Their music has gained a dedicated following and has been featured in a variety of media outlets. In addition to their musical endeavors, Blarg is also a visual artist and has exhibited their work in galleries around the world.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Zephyreum ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Zephyreum
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2587
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 251
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some similar Minecraft servers to Zephyreum include: 1. EmberRealms – A Towny server with a strong focus on community and player interaction. With custom features and events, EmberRealms offers a unique gameplay experience similar to Zephyreum. 2. Mythicraft – A survival server with a towny twist, Mythicraft offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay mechanics. With frequent updates and events, players can immerse themselves in a world similar to Zephyreum. 3. CraftYourTown – With a towny-based economy and friendly community, CraftYourTown provides a gameplay experience that is reminiscent of Zephyreum. Join forces with other players to build and expand your town in this engaging server. 4. AtlasMC – A survival server with a strong focus on player interaction and community building, AtlasMC offers a gameplay experience that is in line with Zephyreum. With regular updates and events, players can explore and thrive in a lively virtual world. 5. ArcadiaCraft – A towny server with custom features and events, ArcadiaCraft provides a gameplay experience that is similar to Zephyreum. Join forces with other players to build and protect your town in this exciting server.

    play.zephyreum.net

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  • bendhere

    bendhere
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1529
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1499

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    Avatar bending server with elemental powers and many more, lifesteal gamemode , we will soon add more stuff in future make sure to join us , custom armors and tools .

    bendhere.net

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  • Get ready to BC-GIGGLE on this crazy SMP server!

    Get ready to BC-GIGGLE on this crazy SMP server!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5921
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 2485 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

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    WideEyed SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Smp running BCG+ [modded][smp]
    Features New ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts, unique ways of travel, creative building mechanics, proximity voice chat, hats customization

    🌍 Join WideEyed SMP – Your Next Adventure Awaits! 🌍

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly make your mark? Welcome to WideEyed SMP, where we’re building something special, and we want you to be a part of it!

    Whether you’re here for the community, the creativity, or just looking for a fresh start, WideEyed SMP has a place for you. We’re a tight-knit community, but we’re always ready to welcome more adventurers.

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2 We can’t wait to see what you create!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join WideEyed SMP? To join WideEyed SMP, click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
    What mods are used on the server? The server runs BCG+ modded SMP.
    Are there any special features on WideEyed SMP? Yes, the server offers new ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts, unique travel mechanics, creative building options, proximity voice chat, and hats customization.
    Is WideEyed SMP open to new players? Absolutely! WideEyed SMP welcomes players of all experience levels and backgrounds.

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