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Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Emeralds Found:	1761	Void Gems Collected:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	7242
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	630822
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	152

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	847407
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!