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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5260	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3807	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1436	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1780	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4918
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Votes:	1573	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	564
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!