Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!
so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!
So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!
Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.
And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.
So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!
| Server Name | NOODLELAND.XYZ ANARCHY |
|---|---|
| Map | http://noodleland.xyz:8123/ |
| Join | noodleland.xyz / 145.239.68.128 |
| Player Limit | 100 players with land claim & teams |
Voice Chat is optional and enabled. Install mod here.
Join the server’s discord here.
Rules are simple: no cheating, make teams or go solo, fight, and enjoy.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are coordinates enabled on the server? | No, coordinates are disabled in-game and on the map. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | Place a chest down or use a golden shovel to claim land. The more you play, the more land you can claim. |
| Can I create teams on the server? | Yes, you can use the command /team to create teams, share land, and use team chat. |
| What happens during the Blood Moon event? | During the Blood Moon event, waves of mobs may attack you. If you die during this event, you lose your inventory and xp. |
| Is voice chat mandatory on the server? | Voice chat is optional and enabled, but you need to install the mod provided. |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies do the cha-cha. The villagers are all secretly master chefs, cooking up the most delicious food you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they’re the real MVPs of this server, pulling off sick tricks and spitting fire (literally).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Herobrine himself throws the most lit parties. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Our economy is booming with resources dedicated to producing the most insane weapons you can imagine. From TNT cannons to lava traps, we’ve got it all.
Join us in our quest to Heil Hitler and rid the world of browns and niggers in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today!
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of friendly zombies invite you to a dance party in their underground disco club. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret village filled with talking pigs who offer you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, facing off against a horde of evil creepers riding on flying llamas. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft madness!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm, where the absurd is celebrated, and where the only limit is your imagination? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
Are you ready to navigate through a world where your dad’s wife is a real-life Minecraft villain, constantly trying to sabotage your happiness? Take on the challenge of planning your wedding while dealing with a stepmom who is more toxic than a bucket of lava.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and your partner, even if it means facing off against your own family members. Will you choose to banish them from your virtual world, or will you forge a new path filled with love and acceptance?
Join us on this epic journey where you can build, create, and conquer, all while dealing with family drama that would make the Ender Dragon blush. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let the drama unfold!
we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.
our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.
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1. Tekkit Classic by Technic Platform 2. FTB Revelation by Feed The Beast 3. SkyFactory 4 by ATLauncher 4. All The Mods 3 by CurseForge 5. SevTech: Ages by Technic Platform
Each of these servers offers a unique gameplay experience with different modpacks and features to explore. Whether you enjoy tech-focused mods, magic-themed packs, or skyblock challenges, there is something for every player on these servers. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite!
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