Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!
so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!
So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!
Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.
And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.
So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!
we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.
but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!
imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.
join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!
| Features |
|---|
| ⛏️ A lite RPG experience to bolster the mid-to-end game area, complete with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters |
| ⚒️ Excellent QoL with Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps, and more |
| ⚔️ Voting system that rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards |
| 🛠️ Player owned & operated economy |
| 💎 Cross-platform play with ViaVersion and Geyser support |
| 🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting |
| 🪵 Custom Help menu available 24/7 |
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566
We eagerly await on the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | No, the server is not whitelisted. All are welcome to join. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server support? | The server supports different MC versions for cross-platform play. |
| Are there custom features on the server? | Yes, there are custom features like dungeons, custom monsters, and more. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord channel? | You can join the Discord channel using the invite link provided in the overview. |
Join our server for outrageous meetups like the Spooky Club where we discuss Girl’s Last Tour and X-files while building epic structures in Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even encounter a yandere creeper or a femra zombie while exploring the world!
Our resources, free companies, and linkshells are filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you coming back for more. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Vent your frustrations in the chat while building your dream world, just like how your mom vents about Christine stealing her son. Will you defend your creations like Connor defends Christine, or will you stir up drama like your mom? The choice is yours on our server!
But beware, just like in real life, actions have consequences. Talk smack behind someone’s back and you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I object!” Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible.
We promise not to spill your secrets to your family members, unless it’s about how awesome your Minecraft creations are! Plus, we have a strict no-interrogation policy – your personal life is your own business.
And don’t worry about canceling any sleepovers to watch kids, because on our server, the only kids you’ll have to worry about are baby zombies. So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!
Our server is the perfect place to get your daily dose of adrenaline and exercise at the same time. Want to work on your cardio? Sprint away from a horde of zombies. Need to improve your strength? Take on an Ender Dragon in hand-to-hand combat. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics.” Test your skills in events like the Egg Toss, Feather Fencing, and Chicken Jousting. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So why waste your time at the gym when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and get ready to level up your fitness game in the most epic way possible!