Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features | Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! |
| Join Java | play.cookiecraftsmp.com |
| Join Bedrock | bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 |
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.
>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!
>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!
>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!
>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!
>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!
Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!