Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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NoGoToThatLand
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LootGuruMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.
So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!
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Mom’s Crafty Crew
yo, dis server be lit af. like, u ever wanna build a house outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle? well dis be the place for u. we got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and u can tame a dragon to be ur loyal steed.also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.
so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!
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Near Vanilla
Near Vanilla Server Overview
IP play.nearvanilla.com Website https://nearvanilla.com Server Guide Our Notion Page Map https://map.nearvanilla.com Season 5 Recap Video https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY Screenshots https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE Requirements:
- 18+ only
- Mature and Respectful
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
- Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
- WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
- Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
- Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
- A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
FAQ
Question Answer Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. Are there age restrictions to join the server? Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.
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GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
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LessonLearnedMC SMP
OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!
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CraftyCatcallers
Are you tired of being catcalled in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only catcalling you’ll hear is from the adorable ocelots in the jungle biome! Our community is filled with strong, independent players who will have your back and never make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those creepy encounters in the real world. So come join us and let’s build a world where catcalling is a thing of the past!
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Sparked SMP
Sparked Minecraft Server Overview
About Us: An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style! Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+) No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible! Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat! While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us!
http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHpFAQ
1. How do I join the server?
To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
2. Do you have any age restrictions?
Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.
3. Are there any rules I need to follow?
Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.
4. Can I use mods on the server?
Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.
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Bellum Totius Orbis
Welcome to Bellum Totius Orbis – World at War Minecraft Server!
Step into the chaos of World War I with historical accuracy, advanced machinery, nation-building, and faction-based gameplay.
Server Details
Server IP 71.179.35.19:25565 Discord Join Discord FAQ
Question Answer What is the theme of the server? The server focuses on World War I with historical accuracy and advanced machinery. How can I create my nation? Head to #nations-creation-and-adverties on Discord to create your nation using the pinned format. Can I invite friends to join? Yes, we encourage you to invite friends who are interested and will follow the server’s rules. How can I start playing on the server? Join the server using the provided IP address and start shaping the world in this immersive WW1 experience.
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CraftySisJudgerNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.
Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!