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ExpensiveVille Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2435
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in your boring old town where the most expensive thing is a fancy coffee shop? Well, get ready to experience the high life on our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so luxurious, even the dirt blocks are made of pure gold. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual billionaires, riding diamond-encrusted pigs, and building mansions bigger than the White House. Say goodbye to your mundane life and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the virtual high life!

CraftyCallz

3d printed, CraftyCallz, Icon, next generation, phone call, save icon

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mines Excavated:	2497
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3665
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Towns Built:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mines Excavated:	3024
Emeralds Found:	5889	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!