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ExpensiveCraft SMP

financial strain, expensive, Overpriced, skyrocketing costs, inflation

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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ExpensiveCraft SMP

wallet buster, out of reach, Extravagant, not worth it, cost-prohibitive

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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ExpensiveCraft SMP

ExpensiveCraft, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

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WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention-seeking strategies, bold, attention-seeking feats, Server, attention-grabbing tactics

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

instinctual decision making, intuition is key, instinctual understanding, instinctual knowledge, InstinctsIgnored

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

cocaine, bananacraft, Chronicles

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

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MuskoviteCraft

social media, electric cars, innovation, CEO, Tesla Motors

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

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MeltedPolarAxisCraft

environmental impact, climate crisis, Earth’s Rotation, Shifting, longer days

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

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FemCraft Minecraft Server

gender acceptance, Motherhood, Fatherhood, Transgender, LGBTQ

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

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CraftyBag Minecraft Server

CraftyBag, student council, Hards, Manga, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

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