Expensive Minecraft Servers (Page 9)

RichCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

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Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

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WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom
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Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!
We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

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SisWeddingCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank like attending a destination wedding in Mexico? Look no further! Our server offers endless fun without the outrageous cost!
Join our server and escape the drama of family weddings where you’re expected to shell out thousands of dollars just to watch someone say “I do”. Instead, build your own virtual paradise and invite all your friends to join in on the fun!
Forget about being guilt-tripped into attending events you can’t afford – on our server, the only thing you’ll be guilt-tripped about is not building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds!
So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, stress-free, and cost-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs Mexico when you have Minecraft?

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WeddingWars Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!

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BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge
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join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of NYC and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you may feel left out if you don’t join this server and experience the fun.
Imagine building your own exclusive restaurant in Minecraft, where you can feast on virtual food and drinks without worrying about the bill. And if your girlfriend refuses to join you, no problem! You can bring your baby brother along for a night of swimming in pixelated pools and exploring the city at 3AM.
But be warned, if you don’t join our server, you may end up like the OP’s girlfriend – crying over missed opportunities and feeling left out. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our Minecraft server now and create your own epic adventures without any real-life drama.

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PurselessCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion sense? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely without any MIL interference! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can rock your maximalist aesthetic with pride.
Imagine a world where your purse refurbishing skills are celebrated and admired by all. Show off your luxury and sentimental creations to fellow players who appreciate your unique style. No more snide comments about your loud accessories – on this server, the louder, the better!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting quests and challenges that will put your purse-refurbishing skills to the test. Can you create the ultimate statement piece that will dazzle and impress even the toughest critics? Only the most stylish players will prevail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your fashion creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Kate Spade tote waiting for you as a reward for your fabulous designs. See you on the runway!

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NannyCrush Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the nannies are causing drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crushes, heartbreak, and fake boyfriends. Our nanny Elena is not only a pro at taking care of kids, but she’s also a master at handling teenage crushes. Watch as she navigates through awkward situations with grace and style, all while wearing crop tops and shorts because why not?
If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.

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DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.
Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.
Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

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