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expensive Minecraft Servers

  • BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

    BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

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    Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

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  • ReptileRage Minecraft Server

    ReptileRage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1328
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3547 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Crops Grown: 9301
    Animals Bred: 127 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

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    Are you tired of arguing with your significant other about getting a pet snake? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your very own virtual reptile sanctuary.

    Imagine the thrill of hunting down a sneaky snake that has escaped its enclosure, all from the safety of your own basement (in-game, of course). And if snakes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we have exotic lizards that will outgrow their enclosures just like in real life.

    Forget about expensive gym memberships, on our server, you can work out your frustrations by mining for diamonds and battling virtual mobs. So come join us and let your reptile-loving fantasies run wild – no real money required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things scaly!

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  • YachtCrash Minecraft Server

    YachtCrash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6766
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 52 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

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    Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

    Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7780
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Votes: 6547 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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  • OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

    OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6681
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

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  • Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

    Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6746
    Falling into the Void: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

    Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

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  • FramingFoolMinecraftSMP – Building Blocks and Breaking Hearts

    FramingFoolMinecraftSMP – Building Blocks and Breaking Hearts
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3064
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Farms Harvested: 348

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive frames in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our SMP where framing is absolutely free! That’s right, no more wasting your hard-earned emeralds on fancy frames. Plus, rumor has it that our museum glass is enchanted to protect your precious ww2 pics from any creeper explosions. So come join us and save those diamonds for something more important, like a diamond sword with looting III!

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  • MineCraZyBash

    MineCraZyBash
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7591
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Farms Harvested: 397
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

    Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

    But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

    Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

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  • MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

    MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6748
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

    Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

    So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3286
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

    Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

    So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

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  • PremiumRefundCraft

    PremiumRefundCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3613
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!

    Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.

    Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 3929
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

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    Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience!

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  • CraftyPutinVsTrump

    CraftyPutinVsTrump
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6373
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 255 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!

    imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.

    if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump

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  • Broken World RP

    Broken World RP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6189
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Crops Grown: 8873
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step Into the World of Nebelloren – A Roleplaying Adventure Like No Other!

    The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins.

    Welcome to Nebelloren, a mysterious, mist-shrouded continent where gods once walked, kingdoms fell, and fate belongs to the bold. Will you claim your destiny?

    Choose Your Path

    Faction Description
    The Imeris Entente 👑 A coalition of proud Dwarves, celestial High-Elves, fiery Humans, and enigmatic constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
    The Wildchoir 🌳 A harmonious blend of nature-loving Halflings, spiritual Orcs, plant-like Elves, and monster-hunting Humans. Protect the wounded land and its secrets!

    Explore and Thrive

    Two stunning cities: Hythe 🏰 – A bastion of innovation and defence, nestled in the mountains. Azuverde 🏝️ – A vibrant hub of creativity and commerce on the jungle shores.

    An enormous custom map filled with breath-taking biomes, unique wildlife, and ancient ruins.

    Craft Your Story

    Design your character: their race, backstory, and motivations. Brave or cowardly, noble or mischievous-who will they become?

    Immersive Gameplay

    Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, every detail is designed to bring Nebelloren to life. Enjoy simple, step-by-step instructions to jump in with ease.

    Join Our Growing Community

    For over six years, BWRP has brought players together to tell resonant, powerful stories. Whether you’re a seasoned RPer or brand new, you’ll find a place here to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers. What are you waiting for?

    Ready to begin?

    1. Join our Discord
    2. Read the rules and fill out a short application.
    3. Get whitelisted, download our modpack, and step into the mist.

    The mists of Nebelloren are waiting. Will you rise above the ashes and claim your story?

    Join now and shape the fate of Nebelloren! 🌍

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  • Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6

    Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2561
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever just wanna escape reality and go ham on some noobs in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where normies are not allowed and only the craziest of players survive.

    We’ve got epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for?

    Leave the normies behind and join us for a long hard day of seething at normies in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let’s get weird, bro!

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  • MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

    MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3995
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 122754
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

    Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

    So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

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  • RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

    RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 777
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

    One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

    Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

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  • ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

    ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5830
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

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  • MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

    MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2773
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

    imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

    come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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  • Warped

    Warped
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4269
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
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    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.
    Links
    Discord Invite
    Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)
    Vanilla Experience
    Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.
    How To Join
    We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

    FAQ

    1. How often does the server reset?

    Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

    2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

    We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

    3. Do you have any community events?

    Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

    4. How can I join the server?

    Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

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