expensive – Page 5 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyBrokeLand
budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable
Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Mama, Sis, & Me’s Minecraft Server
celebration, christmas gifts, expensive, family, Festive, Generosity, gift giving, Gratitude, happy occasion, holiday, love, MAMA, MES, Minecraft, Mother, Presents, Server, shopping, Sis, sisters, special occasion, Splurge, Surprise, thoughtful, tradition
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about buying expensive Christmas gifts again! In fact, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and gives out free diamond armor to all the good players. So come join us and save your money for more important things, like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks. Who needs expensive Christmas gifts when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

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Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP
Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

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> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend
$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

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Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

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DeoDramaCraft
affordability, Arm and Hammer, Armpits, bigfoot, Boys, brand, Budget, Cool kids, deodorant, DeoDramaCraft, Effectiveness, expensive, Fatherhood, Fragrance, hygiene, parenting, peer pressure, personal care, scent, social norms, Son
Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.
Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.
Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

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BraBrawlServer
Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
14K gold, 925 sterling silver, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!
Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

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SockSnatcher Minecraft Server
anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher
Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.
Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?
Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

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ThriftedPillowSwapLOL
Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!
Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?
Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?
Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

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Zen Foot Haven 1.21.4
1.21.4, alternative therapy, body positivity, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, foot, foot fetish, Haven, health, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Relaxation, self improvement, self love, self-care, spiritual practice, stress relief, wellness, yoga, zen
OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like doing yoga with a foot fetish – totally mind-blowing! Imagine downward dog but with feet everywhere, it’s a whole new level of relaxation, man. So, if you’re into weird stuff like that, this server is the place to be! Join now and get ready to stretch those virtual toes, baby!

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QuizFixerCraft
100, answer, Assignment, bio class, Blame, classmate, concern, error, Friends, incorrect question, misconstruing, perfect score, Points, quiz, QuizFixerCraft, re-grade, Teacher, work, year
Are you tired of classmates like Vivian stealing your glory and spreading lies? Join our Minecraft server and let off some steam by building a virtual world where you always come out on top!
Imagine a world where the teacher is a friendly villager who always gets the answers right, and Vivian is a mischievous creeper trying to sabotage your grades. Take revenge by crafting the ultimate quiz that only you can ace, and watch as Vivian’s 100 turns into a big fat zero!
With our server, you can show off your problem-solving skills and teamwork with friends to prove once and for all that you are the true quiz champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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XBlocker Minecraft SMP
banning links, community guidelines, content regulation, digital platforms, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, information control, internet censorship, Minecraft, moderation policies, online communication, online discussion, online sharing, pros and cons, reddit, serious question, smp, social media, subreddit rules, twitter, User-generated content, XBlocker
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admins are all secretly famous YouTubers who will give you shoutouts if you build the biggest dirt house in spawn. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. So join now before the Ender Dragon starts twerking on your grave, lolololol. #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver #DirtHouseDreams

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SeriesSobrietyCraft
binge watching, book hangover, coping, dealing with emptiness, discussing with others, distraction techniques, emotional attachment, filling the void, finding closure, finishing a series, letting go, moving forward, moving on, post-series blues, processing emotions, seeking recommendations, self-care, SeriesSobrietyCraft, Starting a new series, strategies, TV show withdrawal
Are you tired of feeling lost and empty after finishing your favorite TV show or book series? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless adventures and excitement.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about running out of things to do. From epic quests to crazy minigames, we have it all! And if you ever feel like you’re missing your favorite characters from that series you just finished, don’t worry, because our server is filled with wacky NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your favorite series never end. That’s right, you can jump into your favorite TV show or book and live out your wildest fantasies. Who needs closure when you can have endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the emptiness of finishing a series. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Heat Energy Savings Minecraft
Cost savings, electric bill, electric costs, electricity, ENERGY, energy bills, energy conservation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy savings, energy usage, financial benefits, Heat, Heating, heating bill, home expenses, home heating, Minecraft, money savings, savings, utility bills, Winter, winter heating
LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we turn up da heat all day erryday! we got lava pits errywhere so you can stay toasty warm while you mine for dem diamonds.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all da creepers locked up so you can go in and taunt dem without worrying bout getting blown up.
and get dis, we got a special plugin where every time you mine a block, you earn money to pay off your electric bill! so you can mine all day and night without worrying bout dat pesky bill.
plus, we got a giant snow biome where you can build snow forts and have epic snowball fights with your friends. so come join da fun and let’s turn up da heat together!

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BlockyBrains: Autistic Adults Learn Differently
Adults, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autistic, BlockyBrains, brain activity, brain function, Challenges, cognitive differences, cognitive function, differently, Generalization skills, generalize, information processing, learn, Learned information, learning difficulties, neurodiversity, neurotypical, Shape recognition, Slow learning, Unique processing, Visual categories, visual processing
hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz this server is like no other! we got adults with autism runnin the show and let me tell ya, they process visual categories like no one else! they may be a bit slower but that just means u get to enjoy the game longer! plus, their unique brain activity will keep u on ur toes! join now and see how they tackle new shapes like pros! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so what r u waitin for? come join the fun!

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xaoc server Minecraft server
banner, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server banner, xaoc server
The owner of the server “xaoc server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Journey Haven 1.20.5
#youtube, 1.20.5, Audience, channel, come to us, CONTENT, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Haven, Interaction, internet celebrities, Journey, ONLINE, Promotion, social media, streaming, subscribe, sZnLuibLiMQNaplings, Video, Viewers, viral video, watch
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, because we got naplings coming to us, like straight up from the YouTube video, man! Can you even believe it? It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. So if you wanna experience some next level craziness and have a blast with the naplings, then this server is where you need to be. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s get this party started!

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SnowQuestMC
children, Communication, compromise, consequences, Decision making, education, family, Florida, motivation, opportunity, parenting, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Snow, SnowQuestMC, travel, vacation, VALUES, weather
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than playing in the snow for the first time in years!
Join us for a snowball fight like no other, where you can build snow forts and battle it out with other players. Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget all about missing school for a week just to see some snow.
Plus, with our virtual snow experience, you won’t have to worry about any pesky weather forecasts or long car rides. Just log on and let the snow fun begin!
So come join us on our server and let’s make some snow memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real snow when you have Minecraft snow? Join now and let the snowball fights begin!

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HawaiiOnASMP
HawaiiOnASMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is basically like Hawaii but without the palm trees and coconuts. It’s like a tropical paradise but with creepers and zombies instead of sunburns and mosquitoes.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of surfing on lava instead of waves, or exploring ancient temples filled with treasure and mobs. And get this, instead of sipping on a fancy cocktail by the beach, you can chug potions and fight dragons with your homies.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and ride on minecarts that go faster than a speeding bullet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the vacation of a lifetime without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs Hawaii when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, bros!

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