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BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

Playtime, construction, playthings, imagination, lego history

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

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ToylessCousinAITA

rc cars, ENTITLEMENT, Decision making, kids playing, childhood memories

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and kindness? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who appreciate the true meaning of sharing and caring.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving and receiving in a virtual world like never before. Build friendships, create alliances, and spread joy by sharing your resources with others.

And hey, if you ever feel like hoarding all the diamonds for yourself, don’t worry – we won’t judge you! After all, it’s your virtual world, and you can do whatever you want with your loot.

So come on over and join our server today! Who knows, you might just learn a valuable lesson about the importance of sharing from a bunch of blocky characters.

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Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Vanilla, new life, inspiration, contributions, halfchocolate

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration	Hermitcraft with Homes & TPA
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, sexual predator, tyrone, inappropriate, criminal

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OP pastebin, yuumi, Account Stats, patch notes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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AutisticSisNoDiamonds

sibling support, adhd, parenting challenges, neurodiversity, emotional regulation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

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BlockyConfessions

8. Shameful deeds, 11. Unspoken offenses, 15. Unvoiced regrets, BlockyConfessions, 9. Covert misbehavior

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

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Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressants, antidepressant, depression, Therapy, comparison

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

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The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

Chaos, California, Community, CREEPERS, Hardware
About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)

Location San Jose, California, United States

Platform Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application
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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

Server, physical discipline, cultural tradition, british culture, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

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