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BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4681	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crops Grown:	8264
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	534	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crops Grown:	9621	Votes:	7256
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4076	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!