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HealthCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!

And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.

So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!

CraftyLayMinecraft Server

adult relationships, attraction, Casual Sex, CraftyLayMinecraft, DATING, final challenge, get laid, hookup, Intimacy, love, one night stand, passionate encounter, physical connection, relationships, romance, seduction, Server, sexual chemistry, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	7101
Ores Mined:	6713	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	2299	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol detox, alcohol free, alcohol free lifestyle, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental clarity, NoAlcoholCraft, personal growth, physical health, quitting drinking, self improvement, sober community, sober curious, sober living, Sobriety, wellness journey

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	192	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3553
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

000 km, 2.., BeechSync, celestial signal, dropping fruit, European beech trees, Fagus sylvatica, fruit production, geographic range, response to weather, summer solstice, SummerSolstice, synchronized populations, tree behavior, tree biology, tree ecology, tree fruiting, tree research, tree study, tree synchronization, weather signals, widely separated

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1192
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sd2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

FurCraft

121server, BUILD, Create, Duel, Friends, FurCraft, Furries, Furry, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Talk

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Furcraft, A minecraft server for furries. Survive in a world without any rules or duel with other furries, your decision! In this world, you can build and create anything, make new friends and talk. Join now!

furcraft.aternos.me

Robo’s World: Where Vanilla is a lifestyle, like a weird cult but with less chanting. Join us! The Squaremap awaits.

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	739746
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	2276
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Rules	No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the application process.

2. Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?

No, Robo’s World is a 100% vanilla server without any mods or plugins.

3. Can I collaborate with other players on projects?

Absolutely! Collaboration and community builds are encouraged on the server.

4. Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, so your builds and creations are safe.

5. What happens if someone breaks the rules?

Any violations of the rules will result in immediate removal from the whitelist and server.

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4739	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	4325

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.