New Minecraft Server
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Expensive Hobby

  • CraftyCash SMP

    CraftyCash SMP
    Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CraftyParentProhibitions

    CraftyParentProhibitions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

    Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

    CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby
    Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

    Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP