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Mom’s Unwelcome Mansion

15 guest rule, 4 wheelers, clean socks, dog, expensive furniture, family dynamics, Farm, Fishing, game room, grandkids, kids’ hobbies, MANSION, moms, movie theater, multimillion dollar home, no bare feet, pond, step dad, stressful, strict rules, Unwelcome, unwelcoming, unwelcoming house

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	453	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5770	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9034	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	511
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	9110	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!