Expensive Food MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExpensiveEatsMC

opulent meals, extravagant dishes, extravagant food, rare delicacies, premium ingredients

Are you tired of drooling over expensive delicacies that you can’t afford? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can feast on all the virtual gourmet food your heart desires without breaking the bank! From diamond-encrusted cake to golden apple pie, our server has it all!

Join us and embark on a culinary adventure like no other as you explore our vast world filled with edible wonders. Who needs real food when you can chow down on pixelated delights that are just as satisfying (and calorie-free)?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a buffet of absurdly extravagant dishes that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet untouched. Trust us, once you take a bite, you’ll never want to log off!

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PriceyEatsNoMore

luxury cuisine, high priced meals, expensive dining, pricey dishes, expensive groceries

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

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SinkCraft Minecraft Server

family conflict, special treat, kitchen etiquette, disability, waste of food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

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Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

exclusive dining, indulgent sushi, luxury dining., smp, premium dining

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CrushUnlikerMC SMP

letting go, relationships, smp, HEARTBREAK, emotional detachment

Are you tired of pining over that one player on the server who never notices you? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Unliking Potion” that will make you forget all about that crush in no time! Join us and say goodbye to heartache and hello to building epic structures with your new crush-free mindset!

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CraftyGeniusMC

self-confidence, self reflection, validation, self-perception, Perception

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player in the room? Well, look no further because our server is where the real geniuses hang out!

Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re the smartest Minecraft player out there. We have mind-bending puzzles, tricky riddles, and even a secret underground laboratory where only the most intelligent players can unlock its mysteries.

Rumor has it that the server was created by a mad scientist who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in the virtual world. Legend has it that only those who can solve the server’s most challenging puzzles will gain access to the scientist’s hidden treasure trove of diamonds and rare items.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and uncover the secrets of our server, then come on in and show us what you’re made of. But be warned, only the truly brilliant will survive in this world of wits and wisdom!

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AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

Calendar, 000 years old, Ancient, Humanity, History

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

Military, putin, Ukraine, Grab, border disputes

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

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FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

Resources, Household, reuse, FoilCraft, Save

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

memory impairment, Updates, scientific discovery, treatments, age-related

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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