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ManCave Minecraft Server

aita, basement storage, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, expensive equipment, financial responsibility, food expenses, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, Home decor, living arrangements, living together, man cave, mancave, Minecraft, office space, personal space, podcast setup, relationship dynamics, second bedroom, Server, theater room

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Votes:	3765	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	68	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!

Picture this: you stumble upon a townhouse in the game, complete with a “Man Cave” that has a theater, podcast setup, work equipment, and storage under the stairs. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual girlfriend is not happy about the “Man Cave” and thinks it’s sexist and archaic. Will you be able to navigate this virtual relationship drama while building your dream Minecraft world?

Join our server now for a chance to show off your building skills, explore new worlds, and maybe even find love (or drama) along the way. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a Minecraft world full of surprises and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	8108
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	4218

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	2356	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!