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  • Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

    Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! đŸ€Ș Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

    First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

    And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

    Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. đŸ€”

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

    Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

    And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

    In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕đŸ•č

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

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    Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

    But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

    BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit brittility factor in da game! Our soft materials be bendin’ and stretchin’ like never before, makin’ for some wild and wacky gameplay.

    Picture this: you’re buildin’ a house out of jello blocks and suddenly they start morphin’ and twistin’ into crazy shapes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, man!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so off the wall that even the chemical engineers are gettin’ in on the action. They’re droppin’ knowledge bombs left and right about the science of soft materials and how it all ties into Minecraft.

    So come on down and join us for a mind-blowin’ experience that’ll have you questionin’ reality itself. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the bouncy, squishy fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Realmfall

    Realmfall

    New Minecraft Servers

    Realmfall is a upcoming MMORPG server that focuses on both Nations building and Roleplaying with a twist of RPG classes and skills to engage in intense PvP battles and more!

    play.realmfall.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dragoncraft SMP: Where the dragons are friendlier than the players on Java 1.21, come join the chaos!

    Dragoncraft SMP: Where the dragons are friendlier than the players on Java 1.21, come join the chaos!

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    Draconicraft SMP Server

    Overview:

    Type Features
    SMP Semi-vanilla, Java, 18+, Whitelist, 1.21

    About:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

    Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much larger projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia!

    We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What does semi-vanilla mean for the server? Our server aims to provide an authentic survival experience, with some additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras.
    What are some of the datapacks used on the server? Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
    Are there any additional features to make gameplay easier? Yes, we use Simple VC for in-game chatting with other players and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started: Discord Server

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