expensive eggs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

Bunnys, chocolate eggs, Easter 2023, easter bunny, Easter celebrations, Easter customs, Easter decorations, easter egg hunt, Easter fun, Easter gifts, Easter questions, Easter surprises, Easter traditions, Eggcessive, eggs, expensive eggs, family activities, festive treats, hidden Easter eggs, holiday expenses, Minecraft, price of eggs, seasonal spending, smp

Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! 🤪 Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. 🤔

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕🕹️

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GoldbergCraft

Conflict, controversy, gaza, GoldbergCraft, Hamas, Hamas video, Hersh Goldberg, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, Polin, Political unrest, Propaganda, social media, Terrorism, Video, viral video

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just dropped a vid of Hersh Goldberg-Polin doing the chicken dance in a diamond helmet! It’s lit, I tell ya! And if you join our server, you can do the chicken dance too, but with a twist – you gotta do it while riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate challenge, bruh! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying llamas that drop TNT on unsuspecting players. So come on down and join the madness, cuz this server is where dreams come true…or get blown up, whatever comes first!

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VisionCraft: Gene Therapy Quest

clinical trial, Gene, Gene therapy, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, GUCY2D, inherited blindness, innovative treatment, LCA1, Leber congenital amaurosis type I, ocular disease, ocular gene therapy, Quest, Rare Disease, retinal degeneration, sight restoration, Therapy, vision impairment, vision loss, vision restoration, VisionCraft

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can literally RESTORE UR VISION??? well this server is like gene therapy for ur eyes, except instead of needles we use PIXELS.

imagine logging in and suddenly being able to see in the dark like a freakin cat. u can spot those sneaky creepers from a mile away and never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again.

this server is like the cure for LCA1 but instead of fancy doctors in lab coats, u got a bunch of blocky characters running around building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

so if u wanna see the world of minecraft in a whole new light (literally), then join us and let’s restore ur vision one block at a time.

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What is the IP for Warner Bros. Pictures Minecraft Server?

2025, bros, Coming Soon, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers, Eugene Hansen, film, jack black, Jared Hess, jason momoa, Jennifer Coolidge, legendary pictures, live action, Minecraft, minecraft movie, official trailer, Pictures, Server, Trailer, video game, warner, Warner Brothers, WB

Warner Bros. Pictures is a renowned American film production and distribution company. Formed in 1923 by brothers Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner, the studio has been responsible for creating numerous iconic movies, ranging from classics like “Casablanca” and “The Wizard of Oz” to modern blockbusters such as the Harry Potter series and the DC Extended Universe films. As one of the leading film studios in Hollywood, Warner Bros. Pictures continues to produce and distribute a wide range of films that appeal to audiences of all ages and interests.

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LPNW

Minecraft Server Survival Guilds Animated Bosses Quests Dungeons Nature Sounds Custom Texture Pack Beautiful GUIs Structures Overworld End Nether Multiplayer Modded Adventure PVP Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Server with Guilds, Animated Custom Bosses, Quests, Dungeons, Nature Sounds, Custom Texture Pack, Beautiful GUIs and randomly generated structures (Overworld, End & Nether)

play.lapierrenetwork.org

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Nate’s Trump-Winning Minecraft Server

Analysis, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, election, election outcome, forecast, Minecraft, Nate, Nate’s analysis, Nate’s forecast, Nate’s opinion, Nate’s prediction, Nates, opinion, Politics, prediction, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump, Trump supporter, TrumpWinning, united states, Victory

Come join our Minecraft server where our guy Nate thinks Trump will win! Why should you join? Well, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where Nate has built a shrine dedicated to Trump’s victory. Rumor has it that if you pray to the shrine while wearing a MAGA hat, you’ll get unlimited diamonds! Plus, our server has a mini-game where you can reenact the 2016 election by throwing virtual emails at your opponents. So come on over and see if Nate’s predictions come true! Who knows, maybe Trump will even make a surprise appearance in the game… 😉🇺🇸 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

activism, bad, Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, equality, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, hormone therapy, hormones, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, smp, social justice, Transgender, Transphobia

Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

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CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

Beliefs, Cliches, common phrases, CraftingFailz, culture, fallacies, false beliefs, IDIOMS, Misconception, misinterpretation, misunderstood, Myths, old sayings, phrases, Popular, popular saying, ProVerb, quotes, society, traditional beliefs, Urban Legends, whats, wrong

“Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

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SteelWarsCraft

Acquisition, antitrust, biden, Blocking, Buy, close, Competition, Deal, Economy, foreign investment, government intervention., international relations, market analysis, negotiations, Nippon Steel, regulatory approval, sources, steel industry, SteelWarsCraft, Trade, U.S. Steel

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

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S9I Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP Survival Creative Faction Skyblock Economy Minigames Roleplay Vanilla Adventure Hardcore Modded Towny Whitelist PvPvE Prison Pixelmon RPG Tekkit KitPvP

S9I Anarchy Server S9I Anarchy is a well-known Minecraft anarchy server that boasts complete freedom from rules and moderation. Players can do whatever they want, including cheating and griefing. The world remains permanently intact and shows impressive as well as destroyed buildings. Complex social structures and alliances often emerge on S9I Anarchy. The server offers an unpredictable and challenging gaming experience for anyone looking for total freedom and adventure.

S9i.de:25588

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SIT-Minecraft

#first class, Applied Sciences, aroma, China, construction, demonstration, Evaluation, History, Institute of Technology, Minecraft, national, perfume, Public, Server, shanghai, Shanghai Colleges, Sit, Technology, Undergraduate Program, University, Vanilla, Whitelist

A Minecraft Server for Shanghai Institute of Technology. Shanghai Institute of Technology (SIT) is a full-time public university with 70 years history. SIT is one of the top 100 demonstration University of Applied Sciences distinguished by its Perfume and Aroma Technology program in China. It owns 11 National First-class Undergraduate Program Construction Sites. Since 2018, SIT has ranked the 1st in the classification evaluation of Shanghai colleges and universities (UAS type) for 5 years in a row.

play.sitmc.club

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