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MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

ANNOYING, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict, Edition, expensive couch, FARTING, hot breath, Marriage, mean, MeanCraft, normal behavior, personal space, pet behavior, pitt bull, playfulness, relationships, rude behavior, scratching, teasing, uptight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

Divine PvP Minecraft Server

Adl, Agreement, Communication, Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Decision making, Diplomacy, Divine, foreign policy, Government, happen, international relations, JENNIFER PSAKI, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, Politics, PvP, Server, The gods, uncertainty, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a creeper on caffeine – explosive and unpredictable!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!

SisSass Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., entitled attitude, entitled behavior, entitled sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Father Figures, Father’s Day, high standards, living with parents, long list of demands, Minecraft, parenting struggles, retail job, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single mom, single motherhood, SisSass

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!

Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

aita, Apology, birthday present, blended family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional outburst, family bond, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, favoritism, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, in-laws, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, step-grandson, stepson

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join now for a drama-free gaming experience where you can escape from real-life chaos and build your dream world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends along the way. Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in the virtual world.

Forget about family feuds and step-parent drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is zombies and creepers! So join us today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Friendship Ick Minecraft Server

awkward, Backstabbing, bad vibes, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, Drama, Fake, friendship, Ick.., insincerity, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative energy, Server, superficial relationships, TOXIC, UNCOMFORTABLE, untrustworthy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Do you crave drama and chaos in your virtual friendships? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your so-called friends, stealing their diamonds, and blowing up their houses just for fun! We have a strict “no hugs allowed” policy to keep things interesting and competitive.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret crush on one of our players and will do anything to protect them. Will you be the one to win the dragon’s heart and become the ultimate Minecraft player?

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring friendships and embrace the chaos, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

AlienCraft: Earth Invasion LOL

alien life, AlienCraft, aliens, Arrival, close encounter, Contact, E.T., Earth, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, intergalactic, Invasion, Landing, lol, Mystery, science fiction, spacecraft, UFO, unidentified flying object, unknown, Visitors

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky aliens who have crash-landed on Earth and are now hosting the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for epic space battles with laser guns, ride on flying pigs through the galaxy, and mine for rare alien ores that will make your friends green with envy. Our alien overlords have even set up a dance party zone where you can boogie with extraterrestrial beings until the sun comes up (or doesn’t, because, you know, space).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can team up with other players to fend off zombie invasions and protect the world from impending doom. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that will transport you to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for, Earthlings? Join our server today and let the intergalactic fun begin!

CraftyHolocaustDenialAI

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, CraftyHolocaustDenialAI, digital age, discrimination, education, Ethics, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Holocaust denial, internet, Misinformation, Online platforms, Prevention, Propaganda, social media, Surge, Technology, UN agency, Warning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic castles and fight off zombie pigmen with our diamond swords. UN agency warns that if you don’t join, AI could spawn a surge of Holocaust denial. Don’t let that happen, come build with us and save the world from misinformation! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the AI takes over and we’re all stuck in a virtual world of denial!

Hair Genital Loincloth Land

alien race, Avatar, Blue People, Cultural traditions, fantasy world, fictional species, Film Fashion, film lore, Genital, genitals, hair, james cameron, Land, Loin Cloths, Loincloth, movie characters, Movie Costumes, navi, PANDORA, Sci Fi, Science Fiction Universe, Tribal Clothing, Unique Anatomy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	2945	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

TallCraft: Where Women Prefer Taller Men!

attractiveness, body type, broader shoulders, Dominant, evolutionary psychology, fighting ability, gender differences, height, masculine, MATE SELECTION, Men, partner preferences, Perception, Physical attraction, physical traits, prefer, Preferences, research, self-perceived attractiveness, social norms, Tallcraft, taller, taller men, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like the ultimate place to find your tall, broad-shouldered Minecraft man! If you wanna feel like a queen with a hunky Minecraft king by your side, then this is the place to be! Our players are all super tall and strong, just like those dudes in the research study. Plus, they’re all experts in fighting off creepers and zombies, so you know you’ll be safe with them around. Join now and find your Minecraft prince charming!

PokeMayhem Pixelmon Server

Battle Tree, Creative, Creativeplots, Custom Achievements, ELITE 4, generations, Gts, Gyms, Keepinventory, Legendaries, Marriages, Minecraft, mystery boxes, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Player Ranks, Pokebuilder, PokeDisguises, Pokehunts, PokeMayhem, pokemon, Pokemon Cosmetics, PvP, Quests, Reforged, Server, Story, Survival, Teams, Treasure Hunts, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877367

Welcome to PokeMayhem Pixelmon Reforged Server

PokeMayhem runs Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 Latest PokeMayhem Pixelmon Server Minecraft Server

Server IP: play.pokemayhem.comJoin our Community Discord here

Key Features:[GYMS]-[POKEHUNTS]-[ELITE 4]-[BATTLE TREE]-[TEAMS]-[MYSTERY BOXES][POKEDISGUISES]-[POKEBUILDER]-[QUESTS]-[MARRIAGES]-[TREASURE HUNTS][CUSTOM ACHIEVEMENTS]-[PLAYER RANKS]-[POKEMON COSMETICS][GTS]-[WONDERTRADE]-[DAYCARE]-[POKESTOPS]-[CRATES]-[DEX REWARDS][STORY]-[LOTTERY]-[GEM SHOP]-[DROP PARTIES]-[AWESOME COMMUNITY]

play.pokemayhem.com

MysticalSMP: Where even the pigs have a sense of style! 🐷

anti cheat, Backpack, bedrock, Custom Mobs, custom pets, custom structures, Custom World Generation, Economy, Holograms, java, Jobs, MysticalSMP, Pigs, Player Points, PvP, Quests, Semi Vanilla, sense, smp, Style, trading system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

MysticalSMP Server Overview:

Server IP	mystical.shockbyte.cc
Port	19132
Supports Version	1.20-1.21

Features:

Crossplay: Join us on Java and Bedrock!
Custom WorldGeneration
Custom Structures
24/7 Online
Custom Plugins and Datapacks

Follow Us on Social Media:

Discord: Join Here
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Unleash your creativity, conquer new worlds, and make lasting memories. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is always online for you to play anytime.