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MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchantments Applied:	174	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

#blackdicks, #SlurStrokes, ai, blacked, BNWO, Cards, clothing, cute, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, hebes, literatureclub, Minecraft, modding, nikke, NovelAI, orgasms, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

#youtube, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

#youtube, catchy tunes, Cool, cool songs, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music community, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, music video, pic related, playlist, popular songs, Server, songs, Thread, top hits, trending music, viral songs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1333	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	23604
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	732	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

2024 PDC Winmau World Youth Championship, afternoon session, Butlin’s Minehead resort, Championship, collision course, Connor Scutt, coverage, darts, Day, Dirk van Duijvenbode, Dutch duo, evening session, FINAL, FINALS, Gian van Veen, ITV4, Jurjen van der Velde, Ladbrokes, Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals, Legs, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Mike De Decker, Minecraft, Minehead, PDC, Players, Ross Smith, Roundup, ryan joyce, scott williams, Semi-Finals, smp, World Youth Championship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, BOTANY, Brit, British flora, Brits, chaparral, desert plants, flora and fauna, gardening, horticulture, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, native plants, Nature, outdoor plants, plant identification, plant species, plant taxonomy, Server, shrubs, succulents, United Kingdom, wildflowers, yucca

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

baseball, baseball cup, chumbuds, collaboration, Community, Competition, cup, digital content, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Fun, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, hololive en, Livestream, Minecraft, online event, returning, Server, sports, virtual youtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!