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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5634 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
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