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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1120 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
