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CakeBusters: No Freebies!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	122	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.

Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Votes:	1716	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	9571	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	4967	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Players Killed by Monsters:	4111
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1237
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	524
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!