Expendable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lost & Found Minecraft Server

nobody, no one, Forgotten, Irrelevant, DISMISSED

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!

Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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PixelPalsCraft

superfluous, unnecessary plotline, supporting character, INSIGNIFICANT, Expendable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

cost, Russian soldiers, 122mm artillery shell, Expendable, death

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

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Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

career advancement, Minecraft, Automation, coding, remote work

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

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CarBlockerCraft

wrong foot, Note, CarBlockerCraft, Kids, public parking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

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NormsNotForMe

NormsNotForMe, norms, societal expectations, tradition, Behavior

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

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PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

bad, Double Shulker Shells, chest previews, application, Semi Vanilla

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

balt banter ausnz, Server, banter, balt ausnz banter, balt edition banter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, introspection, what is the point of living anymore, emotional turmoil, hopelessness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!

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CraftyParentProhibitions

expensive hobby, family dynamics, student loans, strained relationship, consequences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!

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