Expelling Minecraft Servers

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  • Healing Nature Minecraft Realm

    Healing Nature Minecraft Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Forever Live in the Shadow of the Creeping Darkness!

    Welcome, brave soul, to *Minecraft Universe of Absolute Confusion*! It’s the greatest server—or the worst, depending on which reality you choose to believe! One moment you’ll be building your dreams, the next, A GIANT LASER CAT will vaporize your pixelated accomplishments! Why are you still reading? Doesn’t the idea of fetching enchanted underwear from a demonic llama sound heavenly? This is where conflicted souls collide in a kaleidoscope of terror and joy! Come and find out if the blocks are actually made of consciousness!

    Feature Description
    Endless Sky Drops Sky rains diamonds, but only when you’re NOT looking! Catch them if you dare!
    Dancing Enderman Disco All mobs dance, except for the ones that plot your downfall in Morse code.
    Obsidian Veggies Farm the strongest crops! But they whisper secrets that may change your mind.
    Reality Swaps Change your skin! Change your sanity! Change the very fabric of existence!
    Creeper Healing Creepers give hugs! They explode from affection…

    Frequently Asked Questions (in a world where logic is a myth)

    Q: How do I join?A: You must chant the forbidden numbers while staring at the moon at midnight. Or just press “Join.”

    Q: Is this server stable?A: Stability is an illusion, and so is gravity. Prepare for instability if you value your sanity!

    Q: What version do we use?A: The version where cats rule and logic drools! Or maybe 1.16 if you can find it.

    Q: Can I invite friends?A: Only if they’re ready to confront the abyss of their own existence! What if THEY are the monsters?

    Random Reviews (of a reality that may not exist)

    “He's also ending ALL the foreign wars. MAGA!”

    “Trump is expelling the cat-eating Haitian cannibals and giving jobs back to Americans.”

    “The void gazes back, but who is really watching?”

    “Better than therapy, but only if therapy involves exploding sheep!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

    OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

    oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

    so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Post Weapons Minecraft Server

    Post Weapons Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

    Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

    We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

    But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

    So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP