expedition 33 funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, Twitter Script., V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come to battle it out in epic pixelated showdowns!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of block-building brilliance, or take on Fuura Yuri, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t forget about Ember Amane, whose redstone skills are so hot they could melt obsidian!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Dizzy Dokuro, the skeleton queen of the server, and Jelly Hoshiumi, the star of the mining world. And let’s not overlook Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – they’re all ready to craft, build, and battle their way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these epic gamers and take on some of the craziest challenges Minecraft has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat them all in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the blocky battles begin!

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CircassianCraft SMP – Uncover the Truth!

Caucasian, Caucasian people, Circassian culture, Circassian diaspora, Circassian ethnicity, Circassian genocide, Circassian heritage, Circassian history, Circassian identity, Circassian language, Circassian traditions, CircassianCraft, Circassians, culture, diaspora, ethnicity, Genocide, History, North Caucasus, redpill, russia, smp, Truth, Uncover

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to uncover the ancient secrets of the Circassians, a mysterious tribe rumored to have magical powers and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But be warned, the Circassians are not to be trifled with. Legend has it that anyone who dares to challenge them will be cursed with eternal bad luck and will forever be haunted by creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge and unlock the hidden powers of the Circassians, join our server now! Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Minecraft world with your newfound magical abilities.

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WeddingSkipper Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, marriage milestones, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationships, Resentment, Server, sister, sisterly advice, Support, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingSkipper

Are you tired of your sister constantly pressuring you to get married? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will bug you about tying the knot, unless you want to marry a villager, of course.

Join our server and build a house with your boyfriend without any judgment from family members who think you should be engaged by now. Plus, we have a special feature where you can throw virtual weddings for your friends and family members who just can’t seem to mind their own business.

Don’t let your sister’s wedding drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join us and build a life together with your partner, without the pressure of a surprise proposal hanging over your head. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with family drama.

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BabyBumpBash

BabyBumpBash, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, drinking game, early pregnancy, friend’s event, friendship boundaries, high school friends, miscarriage, Miscommunication., peer pressure, pregnancy announcement, privacy violation, social faux pas, surprise pregnancy, text apology, tipsy guests, uncomfortable situation, unexpected disclosure, unexpected news, unwanted attention

Are you tired of boring bridal showers where the only game is guessing how many bobby pins are in the bride’s hair? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a bridal shower experience like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with the bride-to-be, Abby, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with virtual champagne! But wait, there’s a twist – if you drink too much, you might accidentally reveal someone’s pregnancy secret! It’s a virtual party gone wrong, and you’re invited!

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping a pregnancy announcement under wraps while battling creepers and zombies. Who knew a bridal shower could be this chaotic? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our Minecraft server today!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

adulting, awakening, childhood memories, Christmas spirit, Coming of Age, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, emotional growth, facing the truth, festive season, growing up, harsh reality, holiday traditions, jaded, mature perspective, Minecraft, reality check, Santa Claus, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

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PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, deep connection, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, intimacy exercises, intimacy ideas, intimacy without sex, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, quality time, relationship, romance, Trust, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get up close and personal with your partner without getting banned for inappropriate behavior? Look no further! Our server offers the ultimate intimate experience that doesn’t involve any pixelated hanky panky.

Join us for romantic sunset walks through our virtual forests, where you can hold hands and admire the blocky scenery together. Or how about a cozy night by the virtual campfire, roasting virtual marshmallows and sharing your deepest secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special couples-only dungeon where you and your partner can team up to defeat virtual monsters and bond over the thrill of victory. Who needs couple’s therapy when you have diamond swords and creepers to slay together?

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of intimacy in the world of Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could bring you and your partner closer together in such unexpected ways?

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ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

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HotBlockClimateSkeptics

BELIEF, climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, data analysis, denial, Environment, global warming, hoax, HotBlockClimateSkeptics, Impact, Perception, Psychology, public opinion, rejection, research, skepticism, study, Temperature, US, weather patterns

hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!

we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!

join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness

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Welcome to “Chaos in the Skyblock” – where the only rule is that there are no rules!

admins, Advancements, Anarchy, Chaos, commands, Distant Horizons, Gay, Hacks, HardcoreAnarchy, home, ISLAND, Items, MiniHUD, Mods, No Rules, progress, Radius, rule, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Spawn, Tpa, vanilla client

Server Information

IP	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

Overview

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed.
How can I progress in the game?	Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

WishGranter’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical genie that grants all your vidya related wishes! Want to ride a dragon while battling a horde of zombies? Done! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy! Want to turn into a unicorn and prance around the server spreading rainbows and joy? We got you covered! Join our server and let your wildest gaming fantasies come to life! Who needs a Wish Granter when you have us?

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