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  • AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

    AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

    But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

    So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • TravelingTrollDen

    TravelingTrollDen
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • WifeDishRage Minecraft Server

    WifeDishRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinkier than our virtual kitchen is the drama between players! Join us for a wild ride of dishwashing dilemmas and passive-aggressive behavior that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Are you tired of doing all the work while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of standing your ground and refusing to do the dishes. Watch as the virtual sink fills up and the drama unfolds, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

    But beware, you may be labeled as the asshole by your virtual friends and face the consequences of your actions. Will you be able to handle the heat in the kitchen, or will you crack under the pressure?

    Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and chores. It’s a virtual world like no other, where the only rule is to never back down from a dishwashing showdown.

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  • RuleBreaker SMP

    RuleBreaker SMP
    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!

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  • BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

    BreakupBnB Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

    Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

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  • DateMeInMinecraftSMP

    DateMeInMinecraftSMP
    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
    Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

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  • CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

    CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks
    join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

    we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

    oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Quirm SMP

    Quirm SMP

    Quirm SMP

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    Overview:

    In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

    Server Specs
    64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

    Why Quirm SMP?

    Our server features:

    • Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
    • Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
    • Proximity chat gameplay
    • CoreProtect to prevent griefing
    • Unique events and competitions
    • Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

    Rules & Expectations:

    • Must be at least 17 years old
    • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
    • Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
    • Must have a Discord account to join

    Additional Info:

    • All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
    • Exclusive items through weekly events
    • Mobs and players drop heads upon death
    • Builder-friendly server
    • Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
    • Weekly events and border expansion

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