Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that respects your time. Plus, we promise not to kick you out early like a sketchy landlord! So come on over and let’s have some fun together. Who needs unreliable friends when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?
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GFlessValentineAITA
Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best castle in the land!On our server, you won’t have to deal with your girlfriend (F22) nagging you about Valentine’s Day two weeks in advance. Instead, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.
Forget about buying flowers and gifts in the real world, on our server you can show your love by gifting your friends rare items and resources. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Join us today and leave all the relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic Valentine’s Day-themed structure, you might just win the heart of the server admin!
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WifelyDutyFailCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about forgetting your mother-in-law’s birthday gift! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and passive-aggressive chores!On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being the only one who didn’t bring a gift to a virtual birthday party. Our players are always ready to stir up some drama and make you question your entire existence.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for hugs, kisses, and giddy moments with your virtual spouse. Just be prepared to balance those tender moments with some hardcore chore duty – after all, your virtual partner expects nothing less!
So come join us on our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
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BoyfriendDeadlineCraft
Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! -
CleanCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?
So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!
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★Quirm SMP

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features ・Pure vanilla experience with twists ・15+ players on weekends ・Proximity chat gameplay ・Unique events & competitions ・20 TPS 24/7 Rules & Expectations
- Must be at least 16 years old
- Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
- Be civil and have common sense
- Must have Discord account to join
- Show respect to others at all times
- View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord
Additional Info
- All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
- Obtain exclusive items through events
- Builder-friendly server
- Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4
Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Can I use any mods on the server?
- A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
- Q: How do I join the server?
- A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
- Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
- A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
- Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?
- A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.
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HubbyGiftsNoMore
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!
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NoRide4U-Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.
Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.
So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!


