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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

    Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

    So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

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  • ToiletTraining101

    ToiletTraining101
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

    Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

    Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • InLawlessBabyBash

    InLawlessBabyBash
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby shower plans? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some block-building fun and leave all that real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a place where you can host as many baby showers as you want, without any judgment from your mother or in-laws. Plus, we have a special event where you can build a virtual baby shower for your wife and invite all your family members, even the ones who can’t seem to get along in real life. So come join us and let’s build some baby shower memories that will last a lifetime! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

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  • HateCraftDating

    HateCraftDating
    Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

    Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

    So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

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  • Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?

    Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family vacation with a toddler and a breastfeeding baby? Look no further! Our server is so kid-friendly, even the creepers will offer to babysit your little ones.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the chaos of family vacations and Ed Sheeran concerts. Build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a diamond or two (or three, we won’t judge).

    So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, toddlers are welcome, but only if they can hold their own against a horde of zombies. See you there!

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  • Makeup4Minecraft Server

    Makeup4Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace natural beauty and say no to makeup tyranny! Just like this player who refuses to wear makeup, you can join us and show off your true self without any judgment.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to keep it real, just like this player standing their ground against the pressure to wear makeup for their wedding. Who needs makeup when you have the beauty of Minecraft blocks and pixels to admire?

    Join us and be part of a community that values authenticity and self-expression. And hey, if you ever feel like wearing makeup in Minecraft, go ahead! We won’t judge, but we’ll definitely applaud your creativity.

    So come on, join our server and let your natural beauty shine through, just like this player who knows that makeup is optional, but fun in Minecraft is mandatory!

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  • GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills

    GFNotWorkingButStillPayingBills
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values commitment and sticking to agreements? Look no further than our server! Just like bills don’t vanish while you’re on vacation, our rules and regulations don’t disappear either. Join us for some blocky fun and learn the importance of honoring commitments, just like in this wild story of financial woes and relationship drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar situation with your in-game partner – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • MomCraft: Abandoned & Unleashed

    MomCraft: Abandoned & Unleashed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of being at beck and call for everyone in a 6-person household – here, the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the creepers that explode near your base.

    Say goodbye to chores being more important than schoolwork, and hello to focusing on building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to do a million things for your family – unless you count mining a million diamonds for your next epic armor set.

    Join us and leave behind the guilt of not wanting to help your mom with her never-ending list of tasks – here, the only thing you’ll be raging about is getting blown up by a surprise creeper attack.

    So come on over to our server, where family drama is replaced with building your dream castle and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Plus, we have a special “Fat Dude” mob that drops extra loot – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join now and start your new adventure!

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  • NaiveMomNoMoreMC

    NaiveMomNoMoreMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

    Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

    Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

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  • VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

    VacayCanceller Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

    And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

    Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

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