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But seriously, this server is like a sitcom on steroids. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a hot tub filled with lava (don’t ask how we keep it hot), and a pet chicken that can do backflips. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance-off to see who’s the alpha of the pack.
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