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  • Niece’s New Blockplace

    Niece’s New Blockplace

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    Welcome to The House of Unholy Resilience – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Venture Beyond the Veil of Tradition

    In the fiery caverns of the House of Unholy Resilience, where the echoes of roomie conflicts reverberate through pixelated hallways, you’ll find the very fabric of reality bent into a shape not unlike an irate potato. Here, the ordinary dissatisfaction of everyday life becomes high-stakes drama crafted in blocks of chaos. Mop up the surreal absinthe of ire and tension as you cultivate your own microcosm of mayhem!


    Noteworthy Features That Are Absolutely Not a Trap!

    Feature Description
    The Perpetual Roommate Odyssey Tired of the same old roommate drama? Now dive into the ever-changing saga! Get ready for neglected chores and unexpected tantrums!
    Reality-Bending Budgeting Manage your resources while wondering if your sanity will run out first! Prices fluctuate wildly based on your emotional state!
    The Kicked Puppy Effect™ Introducing NPC emotions no one asked for! Experience mood swings and pouting that affect your gameplay!
    Chaos Budgeting Will your resources hold up against the onslaught of poorly managed expectations? Spoiler: they won’t!

    Testimonials From the Borderline Insane:

    "I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but then my roommate left half-eaten cake on the floor and I swear, I felt the world collapse!" – Steve, Former Blockhead

    "I came for the blocks, I stayed for the existential dread of never-ending guest stays!" – Alex, Survived One Ominous Dinner


    Warnings: Beware of Roommate Spirits!

    There is a high probability that your in-game decisions will summon the specters of long-gone roommates. Who’s lurking in the shadows? Do stray items collect in circles, taunting? Are the unused blocks able to talk? Don’t dare ask; just witness the unraveling!


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Not Help You):

      • Q: Will I have a stable life in this realm? A: Stability is a myth perpetuated by furniture manufacturers.

      • Q: How do I invite friends? A: Friends are like blocky anchors in a volatile sea of chaos. They may never return!

      • Q: Is there a safe zone? A: The only safe zone is the one you’ll forget exists amidst the turmoil of misplaced blocks and broken relationships!

    The Legend of Reckless Roommates: A Server Lore Unveiled

    Legend speaks of a moment when every resident hoped for liberation, the clash of wills a mere whisper in the digital ether. One fateful evening during a brazen wooden dinner table showdown, the alliance of Mopless Warriors was born—a faction dedicated to relentless roommate confessions and reclined negotiations. Whispers echo through this domain; the one who collects the most lost items will one day rule The House of Unholy Resilience!


    Absurd Conspiracies That Will Shift Your Reality

      • **They Say: "This server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why."* Rumor has it the pixels are listening—gather the lost recipes for Salmonella Salad* to uncover the truth!

      • Unwritten Tactics of Eviction: Did you know the God of Households can be summoned by building wild unnecessary monuments made of disruptive life decisions? Try it; if you dare!

    Join Us…If You DARE!

    Step into turmoil, flirt with existential dread, and perhaps, just perhaps, uncover the upper limits of your emotional range. Build connections, tear them down, and rebuild them again all while never leaving your blocky abode! Are you ready to live among the mad? Click to enter, but once you do, there’s no turning back…

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  • BEST VANILLA

    BEST VANILLA

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    Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

    IP: play.cozycraving.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BirdCraft

    BirdCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    BirdCraft is a Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. Season 4 started a month ago, and you are welcome to join if you are over the age of 21+! We are a chill community of adults with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.

    We host monthly events and build contestswe have an active Discord community and we hang out in VC. Sometimes we play other games too, like party games, or other multiplayer games. We use a diamond based economy, and we encourage client side mods such as maps.

    The End opened up recently. The dragon drops an elytra with each death during this opening period. We have an upcoming event to play UHC on one of our previous season maps, and another one to play Cub’s Total Chaoswhich one of our members built in survival last season. We’ve put into a special dimension so we can play it over and over again.

    We are looking for new friends for this new season, and we look forward to seeing you there!

    https://birdcraft.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cherry Block

    Cherry Block

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    Introducing Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Guided by a simple philosophy:

    🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.

    🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.

    ⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

    Unveiling the server’s key details:

    🌐 Server IP: cherryblock.org

    Bedrock Port: 25565

    ⏰ Our server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement.

    🎉 Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

    Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

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  • Endurance SMP

    Endurance SMP

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    Hello! We are an SMP server with a mature community, that aims to grow larger, without loosing the brilliant "close knit" aspect of a well organised community! We seek to provide players with a fun, vanilla SMP experience, while having small quality of life upgrades like one player sleep, in a world that will never reset. Some features we have are mentioned below: – 16+ – Events – Single Player Sleep – Dynmap – No Chat Reports – Enderman Griefing Disabled Some info about our server: – Java 1.20.2 – Established February 1, 2023 – World will NEVER reset – No homes, warps, teleports or other un-vanilla like plugins! Whitelist process: You can whitelist by joining our discord here, https://discord.gg/kpkrqpUFbU

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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