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ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr! -
ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.
So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺
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Abundant Minecraft SMP Life
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of!Join us and experience the thrill of knowing that one day, your Minecraft character will pass on their virtual life to another player. It’s like a virtual circle of life, man. Plus, our server is filled with crazy events like llama rodeos, diamond hunting competitions, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers!
So come on, join us and embrace the abundance of life in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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PandemicCraft: Life Expectancy Drop
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, life expectancy in India be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur base! we got mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage, and our players be buildin’ epic structures taller than the Ender Dragon’s wingspan!come join us and survive longer than a diamond sword in a lava pit! women and marginalized social groups be thrivin’ in our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a pro PvP player. don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!
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MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!
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Crafty Bushido Babes
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women don’t even know what a katana is? Look no further, because on our server, we take Japanese culture to a whole new level! Join us and become a master of bushido and yakuza, where you can duel with katanas and show off your skills to all the ladies who will be flocking to join once they hear about the epic battles happening on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where Japanese culture reigns supreme and where women will finally understand the true meaning of bushido and yakuza. Join now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! -
PixelPanic: The Minecraft Server Where Even the Creepers Are Social Distancing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for gamers who want to experience epic finishing moves in a blocky world!Join us as we transport you to the year 2024, where the mobs in Minecraft have learned martial arts and can execute jaw-dropping finishing moves on unsuspecting players. Imagine being taken down by a Creeper doing a roundhouse kick or a Skeleton shooting arrows with pinpoint accuracy while doing a backflip!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground fighting ring where players can challenge each other to epic battles with insane special moves. Want to see a Zombie summon a lightning storm or a Spider spin a web of doom? Then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of epic finishing moves in Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory!
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DragonNetwork
Welcome to our friendly Minecraft server. We proud ourselves on creating a welcoming community where players can explore, build, and collaborate. Whether you are a seasoned player or new to the server, our server offers a lag-free experience, engaging gameplay, and helpful staff. Join us today at play.dragonkingdom.in and be part of our fantastic community.
play.dragon-network.fun:25711
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Minnie server Minecraft
Survival in an island world with a simple economy based on emeralds and professions, with a small admin store and the ability to open your own, with a couple of cars for convenience and a number of plugins. Also, for fans, there are mini-games.valek.net.ru
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Prismarine nations: Where factions battle it out while awkwardly trying to build towns
Prismarine Nations Overview
Server Name Prismarine Nations Description A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players freedom to shape the history and politics of the world. Notable Plugins Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon) Discord Join our Discord Dynmap View Dynmap FAQ
What is Prismarine Nations?
Prismarine Nations is a worldbuilding Minecraft server where players can shape the history and politics of the world with minimal admin intervention.
What plugins are available on the server?
The notable plugins on Prismarine Nations include Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, and Mcmmo (Coming soon).
How can I join the Prismarine Nations Discord server?
You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link.
Is there a Dynmap available for the server?
Yes, you can view the Dynmap of Prismarine Nations by clicking on the following link.