hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!
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ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server
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ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.
So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺
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PandemicCraft: Life Expectancy Drop
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, life expectancy in India be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur base! we got mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage, and our players be buildin’ epic structures taller than the Ender Dragon’s wingspan!come join us and survive longer than a diamond sword in a lava pit! women and marginalized social groups be thrivin’ in our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a pro PvP player. don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!
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MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!