Experience the thrill of building your own virtual windmills while dodging virtual bicycles and stroopwafels flying at you. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enriching?
But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon a secret underground pasta-making operation run by sneaky villagers. Will you join forces with them or start a spaghetti rebellion? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even an Italian man migrating to the Netherlands for the love of virtual cheese and tulips. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where you can “feel” Japanese even if you’ve never set foot in Japan. Our server has special powers that allow you to tap into your inner samurai or ninja, no plane ticket required!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and building. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a mythical creature like a unicorn or a dragon while exploring the vast lands.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality when you can be a virtual Japanese warrior instead?
Our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! Rumor has it, they never came back down and are now ruling over a kingdom of moon cheese and space cows. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards – they don’t take kindly to intruders.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.
so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!
we got pigs that can fly, like legit fly, not just jump off a cliff and glide for a bit. these pigs got wings, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they wear little top hats and monocles and walk around like they own the place. it’s hilarious.
and the best part? our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yeah, you heard me right. you mine ’em, you eat ’em. it’s a win-win situation.
so come on down to our server, where the creepers are friendly, the villagers dance like nobody’s watching, and the sun sets in a rainbow of colors. you won’t regret it, i swear.
We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.
If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
Join now and let the madness begin!
Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.
But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?