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CraftySA Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of fleeing the country for the US like white south africans! instead, come build your dream world with us and escape reality in the most epic way possible! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s build the craziest world together! -
Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
Pasta In Amsterdam Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where an Italian man decides to migrate to the Netherlands… in Minecraft! Why, you ask? Because he heard they have the best virtual cheese wheels and tulips in town!Experience the thrill of building your own virtual windmills while dodging virtual bicycles and stroopwafels flying at you. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enriching?
But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon a secret underground pasta-making operation run by sneaky villagers. Will you join forces with them or start a spaghetti rebellion? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even an Italian man migrating to the Netherlands for the love of virtual cheese and tulips. Don’t miss out on the fun!
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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!
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Country Minecraft SMP Happen
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form! -
PassportPanicMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late! -
SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?
Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a virtual land where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where you can “feel” Japanese even if you’ve never set foot in Japan. Our server has special powers that allow you to tap into your inner samurai or ninja, no plane ticket required!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and building. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a mythical creature like a unicorn or a dragon while exploring the vast lands.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality when you can be a virtual Japanese warrior instead?
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EuroMinecraft SMP: >hes not from europe
Are you tired of playing on boring European servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t discriminate against non-Europeans! Join us and experience the thrill of playing with people from all over the world, including aliens from outer space (just kidding… or are we?).Our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! Rumor has it, they never came back down and are now ruling over a kingdom of moon cheese and space cows. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards – they don’t take kindly to intruders.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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SMPAntiRacismRebel – Minecraft SMP
Tired of dealing with real-life drama and work culture? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant chicken coop! Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only discrimination is between creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a trip to Japan where you can start a new life away from all the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Say sayonara to your problems and join us today!