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ExPartnerGriefer – Minecraft SMP

break up, breakup advice, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, Differences, emotional disconnect, ExPartnerGriefer, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, relationship, self reflection, smp, trust issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your ex-partner just stood there watching? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and find a new partner who will actually help you gather resources instead of just building dirt houses and calling it a day.

Our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your ex. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why did you break up with your last partner? Was it because they couldn’t handle the pressure of fighting off hordes of zombies? Or maybe they just couldn’t keep up with your epic building skills. Whatever the reason, it’s time to move on and find a new partner who can handle the chaos of our Minecraft SMP.

Join us today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft love story. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off a horde of angry skeletons.

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	173
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	4133
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7261	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crops Grown:	5139
Zombie Dances:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!